Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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MaXXXine (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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MaXXXine (2024)
This might be the weakest flick in Ti West's trilogy but that doesn't mean it isn't a well-made thriller with Mia Goth again captivating us as Maxine. #jackmeatsflix
Totally Killer (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Totally Killer (2023)
This clever comedic slasher was on my shortlist for the top 10 of last year and is definitely worth checking out if you are a fan of the genre. #jackmeatsflix
Late Checkout (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Late Checkout (2023)
Brief notes on a cabin in the woods horror flick that I can only recommend to huge fans of Felissa Rose otherwise feel free to avoid. #jackmeatsflix
New Life (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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New Life (2024)
More of a pandemic thriller than horror, this one is hampered by its rushed pacing and underdeveloped plot. #jackmeatsflix
The Bricklayer (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Bricklayer (2023)
Another flick I had very little to say after and watched at a time I was very much preoccupied so luckily I did immediately rate it. #jackmeatsflix
Freelance (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Freelance (2023)
If you're a fan of action comedies with a good mix of humor and explosions, this one is definitely worth a stream. #jackmeatsflix
The Crew (2009) #jackmeatsflix
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The Crew (2009)
Luckily I gave this one a rating because, beyond my initial thought, I don't recall any of this one. Not a great sign but it was during the accident. #jackmeatsflix
Kill (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Kill (2024)
This flick is a brutal, exhilarating ride that will leave you breathless and eager for more. #jackmeatsflix
#chadgetstheaxe (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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#chadgetstheaxe (2022)
You get 4 irritating streamers heading to a house that was a former home for a satanic cult and you get no gore or quality kills, just a headache. #jackmeatsflix
The Voices (2014) #jackmeatsflix
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The Voices (2014)
The Voices (2014) Ryan Reynolds plays a likable guy pursuing his office crush with help from his evil talking pets (whom he voices), but things turn sinister when she stands
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