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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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HIM (2025) #jackmeatsflix 13 Oct 2025
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HIM (2025)
Marlon Wayans gives a killer performance, but HIM is more mood than substance, ending in a satisfying #Shocktober bloodbath. #jackmeatsflix
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Trick 'r Treat (2007) #jackmeatsflix 12 Oct 2025
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Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
Re-releasing #Shocktober 14th-16th in theaters, I dared myself to revisit the haunting anthology that defines Halloween and is MUST SEE. #jackmeatsflix
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Witchboard (2025) #jackmeatsflix 12 Oct 2025
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Witchboard (2025)
Wish the climax looked as good as the gore, but I can’t deny the entertaining chaos that is surprisingly fun. #jackmeatsflix
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Red Static Rising (2025) #jackmeatsflix 11 Oct 2025
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Red Static Rising (2025)
Two girls, zero plot, plastic knives, and random boobs. Red Static Rising redefines “student film horror” by failing every class. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) #jackmeatsflix 10 Oct 2025
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The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)
The Warrens face their final haunting in a chilling case that tests their family & faith but delivers an imperfect conclusion. #jackmeatsflix
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V/H/S/HALLOWEEN (2025) 09 Oct 2025
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V/H/S/Halloween (2025)
A spirited anthology full of twisted imagination, killer effects, and seasonal mayhem, perfect for #Shocktober with the lights off. #jackmeatsflix
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Taped Up Memories (2023) #jackmeatsflix 09 Oct 2025
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Taped Up Memories (2023)
Taped Up Memories brings us some #Shocktober found footage, which to me was more like lost interest. #jackmeatsflix
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The Wild (2025) #jackmeatsflix 08 Oct 2025
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The Wild (2025)
Marketed as a #Shocktober scream-fest, The Wild instead devolves into a tense camping intervention with barely a hint of terror. #jackmeatsflix
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Primitive War (2025) #jackmeatsflix 07 Oct 2025
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Primitive War (2025)
This #Shocktober, Primitive War is here to teach us that war is hell, but war with dinosaurs is bloody awesome. #jackmeatsflix
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American Psychopath (2025) 06 Oct 2025
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American Psychopath (2025)
With a title like this, you expect a blood-soaked slasher, but we get a tension-free, drama club sizzle reel. #jackmeatsflix
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