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Bring popcorn, lower your expectations, and remember - in the Clown Realm, no one can hear you honk. #jackmeatsflix

Not the worst way to waste an hour and change if you're in the mood for brainless action and B-movie antics. #jackmeatsflix

Basically, it's a tragedy that really has nothing to do with Bigfoot and is a step above watching paint dry. #jackmeatsflix

This flick won't redefine the slasher genre but it is a fun trip with Friendo in style and blood-soaked charm. #jackmeatsflix

Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix

This stylized action flick has some strong performances and enjoyable scenes but is a bit messier than the first. #jackmeatsflix

This Minecraft flick is barely built to code but still got a chuckle out of me and should delight game fans. #jackmeatsflix

Prom Queen plays it safe. It’s just not mean enough, sharp enough, or clever enough to leave a lasting impression. #jackmeatsflix

If you're into ancient secrets and sand-covered mysteries, this flick is worth a look. Just don’t expect it to rewrite the map. #jackmeatsflix

Unless you’re a masochist for under-explained ghost mom revenge arcs and hammer-based mediocrity, you can pass on this flick. #jackmeatsflix