Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Cuckoo (2024)

Cuckoo (2024)

Cuckoo (2024)

Cuckoo is an odd, artistic trip that is more about the atmosphere and the creepy sense that something is very wrong in this isolated place. #jackmeatsflix

The Amateur (2025) #jackmeatsflix

The Amateur (2025)

The Amateur isn’t a game-changer, but it’s a well-made, no-frills spy flick that respects its audience. #jackmeatsflix

Marshmallow (2025)

Marshmallow (2025)

Smarter than it looks and more ambitious than you’d expect. Don’t go in expecting pure slasher carnage. Let it surprise you. #jackmeatsflix

Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)

Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)

Hulu has delivered a visceral, action-packed Predator experience across various periods of human history in a stylish, animated format. #jackmeatsflix

Uncontained (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Uncontained (2025)

This has the bones of a decent low-budget survival tale, but it doesn’t deliver the urgency or thematic depth needed to elevate it beyond that. #jackmeatsflix

Clown Motel 2 (2022)

Clown Motel 2 (2022)

Bring popcorn, lower your expectations, and remember - in the Clown Realm, no one can hear you honk. #jackmeatsflix

Money Plane (2020)

Money Plane (2020)

Not the worst way to waste an hour and change if you're in the mood for brainless action and B-movie antics. #jackmeatsflix

Legend of the Forest (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Legend of the Forest (2025)

Basically, it's a tragedy that really has nothing to do with Bigfoot and is a step above watching paint dry. #jackmeatsflix

Clown in a Cornfield (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Clown in a Cornfield (2025)

This flick won't redefine the slasher genre but it is a fun trip with Friendo in style and blood-soaked charm. #jackmeatsflix

The Parenting (2025) #jackmeatsflix

The Parenting (2025)

Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix

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