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Forgotten Fortune (2026) #jackmeatsflix 20 Mar 2026
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Forgotten Fortune (2026)
You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix
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All Jacked Up and Full of Worms (2022) #jackmeatsflix 19 Mar 2026
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All Jacked Up And Full Of Worms (2022)
I doubt anything I say could sway you any more than this movie title does on its own #jackmeatsflix
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This Is Not a Test (2026) #jackmeatsflix 18 Mar 2026
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This Is Not a Test (2026)
This Is Not a Test proves you don’t need zombies to lose brain cells - just watch & listen to these classmates for 103 minutes. #jackmeatsflix
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026) #jackmeatsflix 17 Mar 2026
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026)
A rogue AI threatens humanity, so naturally, the future sends Sam Rockwell to recruit people in a diner to save the world. #jackmeatsflix
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Bodycam (2026) #jackmeatsflix 16 Mar 2026
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Bodycam (2026)
Bodycam starts with a pretty intense setup…then slowly drives straight off a cliff once the goofy meme monster shows up. #jackmeatsflix
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The Oscars (2025) #jackmeatstv 16 Mar 2026
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Who took home the Oscars in 2026
One Battle After Another takes home the Best Picture trophy. Read on for the full list and a summary on CNN. #jackmeatstv
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Suitable Flesh (2023) #jackmeatsflix 15 Mar 2026
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Suitable Flesh (2023)
A stylish blend of psychological thrills and Lovecraftian horror played out on an 80s/90s stylistic stage. #jackmeatsflix
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Cold Storage (2026) #jackmeatsflix 14 Mar 2026
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Cold Storage (2026)
When a space fungus escapes containment, 2 employees & Liam Neeson face the worst night shift imaginable in this slimy horror comedy. #jackmeatsflix
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The Secret Agent (2025) 13 Mar 2026
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The Secret Agent (2025)
The Secret Agent looks fantastic and nails the 70s vibe, but the slow pacing and drawn-out conversations nearly put me into hibernation. #jackmeatsflix
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Whistle (2026) 12 Mar 2026
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Whistle (2026)
Teens discover a cursed death whistle and immediately blow it, which becomes the horror version of dealing with our population problem. #jackmeatsflix
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