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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Mickey 17 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 26 Apr 2025
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Mickey 17 (2025)
This scifi flick is weird, smart, funny, and strangely heartfelt. Mickey 17 is another home run from Bong Joon-ho. #jackmeatsflix
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G20 (2025) 25 Apr 2025
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G20 (2025)
G20 brings us mildly entertaining summer fare for action junkies who don’t mind a heavy dose of implausibility. #jackmeatsflix
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Ash (2025) #jackmeatsflix 24 Apr 2025
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Ash (2025)
Ash is space horror-lite: visually interesting at times, occasionally creepy, and mostly content to orbit around better films. #jackmeatsflix
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Novocaine (2025) #jackmeatsflix 23 Apr 2025
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Novocaine (2025)
This "Blame a Woman" flick is a painful ride that blends absurdity with action in an entertaining and surprisingly effective way. #jackmeatsflix
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A Working Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix 22 Apr 2025
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A Working Man (2025)
Statham returns in a lean, mean action flick for fans of no-nonsense heroes, corrupt baddies, and a high body count. #jackmeatsflix
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Detention (2012) #jackmeatsflix 21 Apr 2025
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Detention (2011)
If you're into fast-paced, genre-bending films that don’t take themselves too seriously, go in blind like I did and just enjoy the ride. #jackmeatsflix
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Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025) #jackmeatsflix 20 Apr 2025
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Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
If you’re into twisted fairy tales with actual effort behind them, this is one nightmare worth visiting. #jackmeatsflix
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The Woman in the Yard (2025) #jackmeatsflix 19 Apr 2025
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The Woman in the Yard (2025)
This psychological horror flick is more likely to be appreciated for what it's trying to say rather than how it says it. #jackmeatsflix
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Born to Raise Hell (2010) #jackmeatsflix 18 Apr 2025
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Born To Raise Hell (2010)
Shuffle picked out this Seagal vehicle that is better than some of his STV stuff but not as good as his '88-'96 movie run. #jackmeatsflix
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Captain America: Brave New World (2025) #jackmeatsflix 17 Apr 2025
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Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
Solid action and strong performances, but the villain falls flat. Brave New World is a decent MCU setup, not a standout. #jackmeatsflix
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