Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Red One (2024)

Red One (2024) #jackmeatsflix

Red One (2024)

I was hesitant but this Xmas flick delivers a solid cast, a clever take on Christmas mythology, and an action-packed story. #jackmeatsflix

Toxic Tutu (2017) #jackmeatsflix

Toxic Tutu (2017)

Very much a guilty pleasure for any Troma fans out there which I am proud to say includes me. #jackmeatsflix

Cold Wind Blowing (2022) #jackmeatsflix

Cold Wind Blowing (2022)

Something blows this Christmas and it is this poor excuse for a horror flick set in, you guessed it, a cabin in the woods. #jackmeatsflix

Venom: The Last Dance (2024) #jackmeatsflix

Venom: The Last Dance (2024)

I was itching to see the finale of this trilogy and for fans of the anti-hero and his wisecracking symbiote, it’s a dance worth watching. #jackmeatsflix

He Knows (2022) #jackmeatsflix

He Knows (2022)

Cleaning up this Xmas horror playlist and I was treated to another slasher that has no memorable kills, subpar acting, and a lackluster story. Enjoy LOL. #jackmeatsflix

Carnage For Christmas (2024) #jackmeatsflix

Carnage For Christmas (2024)

Worth a watch if you’re a fan of indie slashers that take place during Christmas but temper your expectations. #jackmeatsflix

Botched (2007) #jackmeatsflix

Botched (2007)

I always enjoy a movie that has you convinced you know what is going on and then it takes a right turn into something else. #jackmeatsflix

Street Trash (2024) #jackmeatsflix

Street Trash (2024)

Fans of the 1987 cult classic beware, while this remake does bring us an oozing splatterfest, it misses the FUN aspect. #jackmeatsflix

The Penguin: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix

The Penguin: Season 1 (2024)

I have been neglecting #jackmeatstv so here is a dark, captivating, and expertly acted series that fans of The Batman won’t want to miss.

Toys of Terror (2020) #jackmeatsflix

Toys of Terror (2020)

With this lump of coal, you get bad acting, a threadbare story, and hit-or-miss effects that won't even satisfy as a guilty pleasure. #jackmeatsflix

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