Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Santastein (2023) #jackmeatsflix 12 Dec 2024
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Santastein (2023)
Amateurish filmmaking and lack of cohesive vision ensure this movie will remain in the bargain bin of holiday horror. #jackmeatsflix
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Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) #jackmeatsflix 11 Dec 2024
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Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
The Appalachian setting is a nice touch for this entry in the Hellboy franchise but the lack of Ron Perlman is a deal breaker. #jackmeatsflix
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Transformers One (2024) #jackmeatsflix 10 Dec 2024
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Transformers One (2024)
Not just being a fanboy, this flick has plenty of humor and action making it a worthy addition to the Transformers cinematic saga. #jackmeatsflix
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Satan Hates You (2009) #jackmeatsflix 09 Dec 2024
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Satan Hates You (2009)
Time to continue cleaning up the old reviews and this indie religious horror flick has its moments but few and far between. #jackmeatsflix
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Elevation (2024) #jackmeatsflix 08 Dec 2024
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Elevation (2024)
This scifi flick has an interesting yet familiar concept that feels more like part two in a trilogy. #jackmeatsflix
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Listen Carefully (2024) #jackmeatsflix 07 Dec 2024
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Listen Carefully (2024)
If you appreciate themes of guilt and the psychological strains of parenthood, this indie thriller may be right up your alley. #jackmeatsflix
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix 06 Dec 2024
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
If you are still interested in the absurdity of a slasher Winnie the Pooh flick, this sequel is actually a step up from the first offering. #jackmeatsflix
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Nightmare on 34 Street (2023) #jackmeatsflix 05 Dec 2024
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Nightmare on 34 Street (2023)
An over two-hour-long Christmas horror anthology may sound great but the final product is not what I was hoping to find in my stocking. #jackmeatsflix
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) #jackmeatsflix 04 Dec 2024
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
I was apprehensive but this trip to the afterlife was well worth it with high-energy performances, inventive visuals, and clever callbacks to the original. #jackmeatsflix
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A Creature was Stirring (2023) #jackmeatsflix 03 Dec 2024
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A Creature was Stirring (2023)
Time to get into full swing on the Xmas horror flix although not as gung-ho as I am in #Shocktober. Not only holidays but my new site is coming. #jackmeatsflix
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