Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Die'ced (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Die’ced (2023)
With a little more story development, added runtime, and some polish, this could have been a stronger #Shocktober entry (almost forgot this 1-hour flick). #jackmeatsflix
Dream Scenario (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Dream Scenario (2023)
This is a unique, darkly funny take on the strange consequences of unasked-for fame, buoyed by a standout performance from Nicolas Cage. #jackmeatsflix
Door Mouse (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Door Mouse (2023)
Just a rating. With Rebeccas upcoming surgery and a new website off of WIX and onto another host, I will be quite busy until, my guess, a 2025 launch. #jackmeatsflix
Fullmetal Alchemist (2017) #jackmeatsflix
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Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)
I checked out this live-action adaptation of the popular manga and while I was entertained, I thought it could've been much better. #jackmeatsflix
Share? (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Share? (2023)
This indie flick gives us something to think about in our always connected, need to be seen and liked by everyone at all times world. #jackmeatsflix
Terrifier 3 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Terrifier 3 (2024)
Rebecca and I saved this #Shocktober treat for Halloween night and we ended up getting a gruesome Christmas surprise that this slasher fan adored. #jackmeatsflix
Creeping Death (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Creeping Death (2024)
#SHOCKtober nights are supposed to be spooky, but this flick falls short of delivering even a shiver. #jackmeatsflix
Azrael (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Azrael (2024)
#SHOCKtober never ends in October and has stragglers such as this near-silent horror flick that offers up a unique demon sacrifice tale. #jackmeatsflix
Subservience (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Subservience (2024)
This #Shocktober scif-horror doesn't stray from the beaten path but still manages to be average due to its polished look and amusement of Megan Fox as a robot. #jackmeatsflix
The Crow (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Crow (2024)
I pointlessly waited for Devil's Night this #Shocktober to watch this remake and it has nothing to do with it nor did it do justice to the 1994 cult classic.
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