Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

USA Box Office #1 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie $69m #2 Project Hail Mary $24.6m! Full List-> Click Here
Follow Us
  • Watchlist icon 0
    🆕 Watchlist added!
    Login to use it
  • User profile icon
yes
19 Feb 2025
jackmeat
The Baker (2023)
This was a serviceable action film with solid performances and moments of entertainment watching the old man slap around the cocky thugs. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
The Painted #jackmeatsflix 18 Feb 2025
jackmeat
The Painted (2024)
In the crowded haunted house category, this one isn't too bad with some decent scares and creative effects. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
Gladiator II (2025) #jackmeatsflix 17 Feb 2025
jackmeat
Gladiator II (2024)
Well, my hand was forced so here is my first post to my new site, located on Hostinger. And quite a good sequel to start things off. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
Slipstream (2008) #jackmeatsflix 14 Feb 2025
jackmeat
Slipstream (2008)
This movie is a fever dream mess that tries too hard to be artsy instead of developing its simple mystery story. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
Wolf Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix 13 Feb 2025
jackmeat
Wolf Man (2025)
This flick is a haunting experience that is well-made, tense, and refreshingly different. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
The Corruptor (1999) #jackmeatsflix 12 Feb 2025
jackmeat
The Corruptor (1999)
Here we have a stylish, well-acted crime thriller with some great action set pieces that is worth a revisit every now and then. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
Night of the Dead Sorority Babes (2025) #jackmeatsflix 11 Feb 2025
jackmeat
Night of the Dead Sorority Babes (2025)
If you love schlocky, boob-centric horror throwbacks, this might be your kind of trash just don't expect much horror. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
Kraven the Hunter (2024) #jackmeatsflix 10 Feb 2025
jackmeat
Kraven The Hunter (2024)
This flick is a fun diversion for die-hard fans of the character, but it misses the mark as a compelling origin story. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
Nightbitch (2024) #jackmeatsflix 08 Feb 2025
jackmeat
Nightbitch (2024)
A beautifully acted yet overly abstract film that falls short of horror the label but succeeds as a metaphorical deep dive into the complexities of motherhood. #jackmeatsflix
Read More
Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020) #jackmeatsflix 07 Feb 2025
jackmeat
Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020)
My quick rating – 4.0/10. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Napoleon Dynamite tried to remake Blade with a budget that couldn’t cover a decent pizza party, then
Read More
×

Missed a review? Planning your weekend viewing? Sign up now.