Blondes Have More Guns (1996)

Blondes Have More Guns isn’t high art it is a low-budget, high-gag-density spoof with a soft spot for silliness and sex jokes. #jackmeatsflix

Eli Roth spends more time in front of the camera in this messy and uneven disaster flick with a mean streak. #jackmeatsflix

Death’s still got a flair for the dramatic and a bloodlust for architecture. If you are like me, that is a good thing. #jackmeatsflix

This popcorn flick doesn’t rewrite the script but it features tight choreography, intense one-on-one fights, and the chops of two action veterans. #jackmeatsflix

Cuckoo is an odd, artistic trip that is more about the atmosphere and the creepy sense that something is very wrong in this isolated place. #jackmeatsflix

The Amateur isn’t a game-changer, but it’s a well-made, no-frills spy flick that respects its audience. #jackmeatsflix

Smarter than it looks and more ambitious than you’d expect. Don’t go in expecting pure slasher carnage. Let it surprise you. #jackmeatsflix

Hulu has delivered a visceral, action-packed Predator experience across various periods of human history in a stylish, animated format. #jackmeatsflix

This has the bones of a decent low-budget survival tale, but it doesn’t deliver the urgency or thematic depth needed to elevate it beyond that. #jackmeatsflix

Bring popcorn, lower your expectations, and remember - in the Clown Realm, no one can hear you honk. #jackmeatsflix