Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Sisu (2023) #jackmeatsflix 28 Jan 2025
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Sisu (2023)
A thrilling and brutal action film that delivers exactly what it promises, high-octane thrills and an indestructible hero. #jackmeatsflix
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The Umbrella Academy (2019) #jackmeatstv 25 Jan 2025
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The Umbrella Academy: All (2024)
What started out so strong really gave me a slap in the face with the final season of this superhero action show. #jackmeatstv
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Fabricated City (2017) #jackmeatsflix 23 Jan 2025
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Fabricated City (2017)
In my cleanup, I realized I never posted about this excellent Korean flick with a bit of everything (but horror) and all done well. #jackmeatsflix
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) #jackmeatsflix 21 Jan 2025
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Just so much fun for comic geeks (like me), this flick is a fantastic blend of humor, action, and meta-commentary. #jackmeatsflix
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Spy (2015) #jackmeatsflix 12 Jan 2025
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Spy (2015)
In cleaning up the archives, I found a missing review for a very impressive action/comedy that is worth a watch. #jackmeatsflix
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Fallout: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatstv 10 Jan 2025
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Fallout: Season 1 (2024)
If you’re a fan of the games or just a fan of great storytelling this is a strong contender for one of the best new shows of the year. #jackmeatstv
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Darkness Of Man (2024) #jackmeatsflix 31 Dec 2024
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Darkness Of Man (2024)
A respectable attempt to show a different side of JCVD in this neo-noir action/thriller, but it falls short of being truly memorable. #jackmeatsflix
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Hunting Games (2023) #jackmeatsflix 30 Dec 2024
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Hunting Games (2023)
Pretty much a misfire on nearly every level. From its unoriginal script to its amateurish execution. #jackmeatsflix
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Lift (2024) #jackmeatsflix 29 Dec 2024
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Lift (2024)
Netflix budget + Kevin Hart = Another popcorn flick requiring you to check common sense at the door and enjoy the fun. #jackmeatsflix
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Showdown At The Grand (2023) #jackmeatsflix 27 Dec 2024
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Showdown At The Grand (2023)
I thought this was an amusing tribute to the glory days of action cinema and a reminder of the value of preserving independent theaters. #jackmeatsflix
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