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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Crow: City Of Angels (1996) #jackmeatsflix 15 Nov 2024
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The Crow: City Of Angels (1996)
Bec Vickery's surgery was a success so I just wanted to post up the notes I took while I watched this one a few days before we left. #jackmeatsflix
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Crank: High Voltage (2009) #jackmeatsflix 09 Nov 2024
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Crank: High Voltage (2009)
Just quick thoughts on this one. You might find this Statham action vehicle entertaining if you can leave your common sense behind for the ride. #jackmeatsflix
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Fullmetal Alchemist (2017) #jackmeatsflix 05 Nov 2024
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Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)
I checked out this live-action adaptation of the popular manga and while I was entertained, I thought it could've been much better. #jackmeatsflix
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The Crow (2024) #jackmeatsflix 31 Oct 2024
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The Crow (2024)
I pointlessly waited for Devil's Night this #Shocktober to watch this remake and it has nothing to do with it nor did it do justice to the 1994 cult classic.
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The Crow (1994) #jackmeatsflix 30 Oct 2024
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The Crow (1994)
I watch The Crow (1994) annually and is a #Shocktober staple for me. This is my Devil's Night opus. RIP Brandon. #jackmeatsflix
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Jackpot! (2024) #jackmeatsflix 30 Sep 2024
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Jackpot! (2024)
If you're looking for an easy-to-watch action comedy with solid performances from Cena and Awkwafina, you are in luck. #jackmeatsflix
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Borderlands (2024) #jackmeatsflix 19 Sep 2024
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Borderlands (2024)
This video game adaptation has some wildly varied pros and cons that ended up giving me a mediocre action experience that was saved by the superb @EliRoth. #jackmeatsflix
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The Killer (2024) 16 Sep 2024
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The Killer (2024)
Still quite busy but I had time for this unnecessary remake of a John Woo classic action flick which he updated for 2024. #jackmeatsflix
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The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) #jackmeatsflix 30 Aug 2024
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The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
Guy Ritchie brings us a straightforward action movie with an ensemble cast creatively dispatching Nazis that I found entertaining enough. #jackmeatsflix
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Paradox Effect (2023) #jackmeatsflix 29 Aug 2024
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Paradox Effect (2023)
Aside from the brief usage of the great Harvey Keitel, this is a watchable but ultimately forgettable action flick that Olga Kurylenko tries hard to save. #jackmeatsflix
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