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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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He Knows (2022) #jackmeatsflix 20 Dec 2024
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He Knows (2022)
Cleaning up this Xmas horror playlist and I was treated to another slasher that has no memorable kills, subpar acting, and a lackluster story. Enjoy LOL. #jackmeatsflix
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Carnage For Christmas (2024) #jackmeatsflix 19 Dec 2024
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Carnage For Christmas (2024)
Worth a watch if you’re a fan of indie slashers that take place during Christmas but temper your expectations. #jackmeatsflix
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Street Trash (2024) #jackmeatsflix 17 Dec 2024
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Street Trash (2024)
Fans of the 1987 cult classic beware, while this remake does bring us an oozing splatterfest, it misses the FUN aspect. #jackmeatsflix
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The Penguin: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix 17 Dec 2024
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The Penguin: Season 1 (2024)
I have been neglecting #jackmeatstv so here is a dark, captivating, and expertly acted series that fans of The Batman won’t want to miss.
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Toys of Terror (2020) #jackmeatsflix 16 Dec 2024
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Toys of Terror (2020)
With this lump of coal, you get bad acting, a threadbare story, and hit-or-miss effects that won't even satisfy as a guilty pleasure. #jackmeatsflix
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Don't Move (2024) #jackmeatsflix 14 Dec 2024
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Don’t Move (2024)
I ran across this well-acted thriller that should keep you engaged from start to finish with an interesting situation. #jackmeatsflix
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Santastein (2023) #jackmeatsflix 12 Dec 2024
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Santastein (2023)
Amateurish filmmaking and lack of cohesive vision ensure this movie will remain in the bargain bin of holiday horror. #jackmeatsflix
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Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) #jackmeatsflix 11 Dec 2024
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Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
The Appalachian setting is a nice touch for this entry in the Hellboy franchise but the lack of Ron Perlman is a deal breaker. #jackmeatsflix
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Transformers One (2024) #jackmeatsflix 10 Dec 2024
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Transformers One (2024)
Not just being a fanboy, this flick has plenty of humor and action making it a worthy addition to the Transformers cinematic saga. #jackmeatsflix
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Satan Hates You (2009) #jackmeatsflix 09 Dec 2024
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Satan Hates You (2009)
Time to continue cleaning up the old reviews and this indie religious horror flick has its moments but few and far between. #jackmeatsflix
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