Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Elevation (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Elevation (2024)
This scifi flick has an interesting yet familiar concept that feels more like part two in a trilogy. #jackmeatsflix
Listen Carefully (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Listen Carefully (2024)
If you appreciate themes of guilt and the psychological strains of parenthood, this indie thriller may be right up your alley. #jackmeatsflix
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
If you are still interested in the absurdity of a slasher Winnie the Pooh flick, this sequel is actually a step up from the first offering. #jackmeatsflix
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
I was apprehensive but this trip to the afterlife was well worth it with high-energy performances, inventive visuals, and clever callbacks to the original. #jackmeatsflix
Devil's Knight (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Devil’s Knight (2024)
I always look forward to what the Mahal Empire has next and fans of their signature style will find enough to enjoy in this medieval monster mash. #jackmeatsflix
Remnant (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Remnant (2024)
If you are a fan of slow-burn psychological horror this is a film with ambition that ultimately left me wishing for more cohesion and depth. #jackmeatsflix
My Spy: The Eternal City (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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My Spy: The Eternal City (2024)
This flick is a decent follow-up that offers a mix of laughs, action, and picturesque settings. #jackmeatsflix
Frankie Freako (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Frankie Freako (2024)
This flick may lure you in with its quirky premise but don’t expect the fun it promises. Instead, you’ll get a poorly executed film that’s as forgettable as it is
Catnado (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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Catnado (2022)
This movie couldn't be bothered with entertaining me so I won't be wasting my time rewriting my notes but you will get the jist of it when reading. #jackmeatsflix
Watchmen: Chapter 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Watchmen: Chapter 1 (2024)
Surgery went smoothly and Rebecca is at Armidale Hospital now so I can put a bit of time back into my reviews including a favorite of mine newly animated. #jackmeatsflix
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