Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

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Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)
Aatami just wants to rebuild his home, but an army insists on turning it into the bloodiest DIY project imaginable. #jackmeatsflix
Oblivium (2025)
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Oblivium (2025)
Oblivium aims for haunting and ends up forgettable, ironically proving its own point better than intended. #jackmeatsflix
Keeper (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Keeper (2025)
A beautifully shot slow-burn horror that whispers threats all movie long, then politely declines to follow through. #jackmeatsflix
The Running Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Running Man (2025)
A modern but uneven update that nails the action and performances, even if the tone clashes with its darker themes. #jackmeatsflix
The Carpenter's Son (2025)
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The Carpenter’s Son (2025)
Ambitious and moody, but largely boring, this biblical-inspired flick provokes discussion far more than it provokes fear. #jackmeatsflix
Sweet Meats (2024)
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Sweet Meats (2024)
Sweet Meats proves that when Troma goes country, the secret ingredient is still amusing and unsettling. #jackmeatsflix
Beneath (2025)
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Beneath (2025)
I found it hard to stay immersed when the characters move like malfunctioning animatronics at an abandoned aquarium. #jackmeatsflix
Wildcat (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Wildcat (2025)
Wildcat jumps timelines like it’s late for work, but never jumps into greatness. Beckinsale tries - the script, not so much. #jackmeatsflix
Blood Rush (2025)
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Blood Rush (2025)
Blood Rush proves 64 minutes can still feel like punishment. No blood, no boobs, and no talent - nice trifecta. #jackmeatsflix
Troll 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Troll 2 (2025)
The team returns, the troll returns, and the pacing…wanders off for a bit. At least the VFX never bails. #jackmeatsflix
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