Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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One Piece: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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One Piece: Season 1 (2024)
This fantasy adventure show surprised me with its charm and family-friendly fun for a quick binge session. #jackmeatstv
Cocaine Werewolf (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Cocaine Werewolf (2024)
Unless this horrendous horror flick was using ACTUAL bags of cocaine instead of bags of flour, there is no way it costs 100K to make. #jackmeatsflix
Hotel Cocaine - Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Hotel Cocaine – Season 1 (2024)
Tells an entertaining story about a club owner during the late '70s and early '80s Miami cocaine scene and how he ends up working for the CIA. #jackmeatstv
Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes (2024)
The incredible CGI and initial novelty of talking apes can't compensate for the lackluster storytelling and underdeveloped characters. #jackmeatsflix
Twisters (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Twisters (2024)
I am glad they pulled off a worthy sequel to the original flick and brought the extreme weather back to screens for another round of fun. #jackmeatsflix
Renegade Nell: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Renegade Nell: Season 1 (2024)
Some decent action scenes, a bit of supernatural fun and a charming lead gets muddled up in some lazy writing and canned after season 1. #jackmeatstv
Blood and Snow (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Blood And Snow (2023)
It isn't the worst "Thing" ripoff out there, but it doesn't bring anything new to the table and doesn't give enough entertainment to leave an impression. #jackmeatsflix
The Area 51 Incident (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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The Area 51 Incident (2022)
Strangely enjoyable b-budget sci-fi horror flick with inconsistent CGI, a lack of on-screen gore, and characters who make bafflingly poor decisions. #jackmeatsflix
Bring Her To Me (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Bring Her To Me (2023)
I did my best to find some good in this flick but there isn't much unless you really need to see Bec Doyle's boobs, I would pass on this one.
MaXXXine (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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MaXXXine (2024)
This might be the weakest flick in Ti West's trilogy but that doesn't mean it isn't a well-made thriller with Mia Goth again captivating us as Maxine. #jackmeatsflix
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