Mouseboat Massacre (2025)

From an oxy-fueled intervention to spine-whacking mayhem, this flick is proof Disney didn’t fund or approve this message. #jackmeatsflix

A limp Italian rom-com disguised as a sports comedy, this misfired mystery is on my waiver wire of movies being predictable & pointless. #jackmeatsflix

A stylish, funny, goo-filled body-snatcher flick with great monsters, awkward family drama, and just enough Creed to make you squirm. #jackmeatsflix

A thin but fun sequel where Bob Odenkirk turns a family theme park vacation into a bone-crunching dad-fueled demolition derby. #jackmeatsflix

Pop stardom meets creepy grins in Smile 2, upping the gore with Naomi Scott shining despite another contrived ending. #jackmeatsflix

If trauma could smirk, it would look like Smile, proving sometimes the scariest thing is someone insisting they’re “fine". #jackmeatsflix

Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills… and apparently, slapstick is one of them. #jackmeatsflix

A grim debut with some stylish shots but dumb character choices and watered-down horror sink this post-apocalyptic thriller. #jackmeatsflix

Ip Man 4 closes the saga with heartfelt moments and solid fights, though weaker drama makes it the franchise’s softest entry. #jackmeatsflix

Starts like a nursing home mystery, ends like a blender without a lid—blood, carnage, and Pete Davidson grinning throughout. #jackmeatsflix