Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Ziam (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Ziam (2025)
A gritty, blood-drenched zombie ride with sharp fight scenes and some bizarre moments that won’t wow, but should satisfy horror die-hards. #jackmeatsflix
War of the Worlds (2025)
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War of the Worlds (2025)
Ice Cube leads a screenlife alien invasion flick with decent designs but suspiciously COVID-era production vibes feel like an algorithm creation. #jackmeatsflix
28 Years Later (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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28 Years Later (2025)
In 28 Days, it began. In 28 Weeks, it spread. In 28 Years, it evolved—into a bold and visually stunning zombie sequel. #jackmeatsflix
Tales from Black Manor (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Tales from Black Manor (2025)
A slow, death-obsessed slog that looks pretty but feels like AI gothic fan fiction with no thrills or reason to watch again. #jackmeatsflix
The Dogs (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Dogs (2025)
Temper your expectations from "when dogs attack" to "supernatural mystery" and you have a solid 90s made-for-TV movie. #jackmeatsflix
Osiris (2025)
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Osiris (2025)
B-movie alien mayhem with Predator vibes and a fun weapon arsenal. I wasn't wowed but you may get some mildly entertaining sci-fi fluff. #jackmeatsflix
I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024)
A painfully slow haunted house flick with zero scares and a lead so dull even the witch-ghost seems over it. #jackmeatsflix
Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
Happy’s back, golf’s gone insane, and ballet school’s expensive, so he fights Shooter in a graveyard and returns to his Happy place. #jackmeatsflix
Saint Clare (2025)
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Saint Clare (2025)
Bella Thorne plays a misguided vigilante in this low-stakes thriller where ghostly guidance and clumsy twists fail to deliver real thrills. #jackmeatsflix
Dangerous Animals (2025)
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Dangerous Animals (2025)
This horror nightmare feels like Wolf Creek met Jaws at a pub and decided to co-parent chaos on the high seas. #jackmeatsflix
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