Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Scream (1996)
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Scream (1996)
This self-aware slasher flick helped rejuvenate and reinvent the slasher genre and still holds up today as must-see horror. #jackmeatsflix
Invader (2024)
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Invader (2024)
They were shooting for an uncomfortable, stripped-down psychological horror, but nauseating camera work and hollow characters drag this one down. #jackmeatsflix
The Old Guard 2 (2025)
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The Old Guard 2 (2025)
This sequel manages to feel both rushed and stretched thin, and is watchable on the strength of the action and cast alone. #jackmeatsflix
The Sound (2025)
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The Sound (2025)
Even being a big fan of climbing flix, the lack of action and scares ending in a laughable finale makes this a tough sell. #jackmeatsflix
Ballerina (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Ballerina (2025)
I don't think Ballerina is trying to reinvent the franchise’s wheel. It’s just spinning it faster, with more flames. #jackmeatsflix
Never Blink (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Never Blink (2025)
Never Blink is a slick-looking, completely illogical flick with a cool concept that is paced slow, needs editing, and a new cast. #jackmeatsflix
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
Fun dino action with stunning visuals, but the magic’s long extinct. JW Rebirth delivers expected thrills without recapturing that original awe. #jackmeatsflix
Bring Her Back (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Bring Her Back (2025)
The Philippou brothers have crafted a horror movie you ought to watch blind. It’s disturbing, gripping, and at times shockingly grotesque with a purpose. #jackmeatsflix
A Desert (2025)
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A Desert (2025)
This psychological thriller wanders aimlessly at times but it does remind us that ordinary people can harbor grotesque secrets. #jackmeatsflix
Thunderbolts* (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Thunderbolts* (2025)
Thunderbolts* is a heartfelt MCU shake-up, more about flawed heroes battling inner demons than saving the world, with stellar cast chemistry and story-driven spectacle. #jackmeatsflix
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