Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Ip Man 4: The Finale (2019)
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Ip Man 4: The Finale (2019)
Ip Man 4 closes the saga with heartfelt moments and solid fights, though weaker drama makes it the franchise’s softest entry. #jackmeatsflix
The Home (2025)
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The Home (2025)
Starts like a nursing home mystery, ends like a blender without a lid—blood, carnage, and Pete Davidson grinning throughout. #jackmeatsflix
Eenie Meanie (2025)
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Eenie Meanie (2025)
Samara Weaving carries Eenie Meanie with charm and a heavy foot in this fun streamer with a surprisingly satisfying ending. #jackmeatsflix
What Lurks Beneath (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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What Lurks Beneath (2024)
This flick teases Cold War paranoia and supernatural terror, but the biggest shock is the tubes hiding only one naked woman. #jackmeatsflix
Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025)
Tom Cruise’s insane stunts anchor The Final Reckoning, a thrilling ride that dazzles visually but doesn’t completely satisfy as a finale. #jackmeatsflix
Dark Cuts: A Thriller Anthology (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Dark Cuts: A Thriller Anthology (2025)
Dark Cuts promises thrills but delivers limp shorts and weak ideas, Skip it and rewatch Creepshow instead. #jackmeatsflix
Red Sonja (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Red Sonja (2025)
Red Sonja rises again with flair, but uneven visuals and flat fights dull the blade of her comeback. #jackmeatsflix
The A-Frame (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The A-Frame (2024)
The A-Frame mixes dark comedy with science fiction and flirts with horror, but feels more like an overstretched Black Mirror episode. #jackmeatsflix
Resident Alien (2021)
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Resident Alien (2021)
Resident Alien delivers quirky dark comedy with a bit of drama and Alan Tudyk’s hilarious performance. One of SyFy’s best shows. #jackmeatstv
American Cryptids (2025)
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American Cryptids (2025)
American Cryptids looks great with decent practical effects, but its messy script and flat storytelling turn promising horror into pure boredom. #jackmeatsflix
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