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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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American Psychopath (2025) 06 Oct 2025
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American Psychopath (2025)
With a title like this, you expect a blood-soaked slasher, but we get a tension-free, drama club sizzle reel. #jackmeatsflix
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Immaculate (2024) #jackmeatsflix 05 Oct 2025
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Immaculate (2024)
#Shocktober continues with Immaculate, convent horror done right. Sydney Sweeney surprised me, but that ending completely sold it. #jackmeatsflix
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Rabbit Trap (2025) #jackmeatsflix 04 Oct 2025
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Rabbit Trap (2025)
Gorgeous Welsh folk horror with killer sound design but so vague it left me feeling like I missed the #Shocktober punchline. #jackmeatsflix
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American Guinea Pig: Sacrifice (2017) #jackmeatsflix 04 Oct 2025
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American Guinea Pig: Sacrifice (2017)
If #Shocktober has you craving something beyond ghosts and slashers, Sacrifice delivers screwdriver catheters and castration in stomach-turning detail. #jackmeatsflix
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Rose's Last Session (2024) 03 Oct 2025
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Rose’s Last Session (2024)
Uneven acting and tame kills hold back this atmospheric indie, though a smart twist keeps it from fading into total mediocrity. #jackmeatsflix
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Poern (2015) #jackmeatsflix 02 Oct 2025
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Poern (2015)
Somehow, they made Edgar Allan Poe feel like bad fanfiction written during a porn shoot running out of lube and money. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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The Toxic Avenger Unrated (2025) #jackmeatsflix 02 Oct 2025
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The Toxic Avenger (2025)
From mop-fu to melting faces, this 2025 version of The Toxic Avenger proves #Shocktober still has room for toxic heroes and tasteless humor. #jackmeatsflix
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Into The Gravel Pit (2025) #jackmeatsflix 01 Oct 2025
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Into the Gravel Pit (2025)
If a drug makes you fight your dad’s baseball bat or seduce trash, maybe skip the burrito-shaped dosage. #jackmeatsflix
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Hellraiser (2022) #jackmeatsflix 01 Oct 2025
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Hellraiser (2022)
Has some good and some bad components but makes for a decent #Shocktober watch. Are you a fan? You may be disappointed. #jackmeatsflix
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The Substance (2024) #jackmeatsflix 02 Mar 2025
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The Substance (2024)
This Cronenberg Best Picture nominee most likely won't win BUT I do believe Demi Moore takes home her Oscar in one of my favorites of the year. #jackmeatsflix
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