Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Third Saturday In October (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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The Third Saturday In October (2022)
Testing email submission for posting and here is how this #Shocktober flick came out. Doesn't look as good as my new format IMO. #jackmeatsflix
Terrifier 3 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Terrifier 3 (2024)
Rebecca and I saved this #Shocktober treat for Halloween night and we ended up getting a gruesome Christmas surprise that this slasher fan adored. #jackmeatsflix
Creeping Death (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Creeping Death (2024)
#SHOCKtober nights are supposed to be spooky, but this flick falls short of delivering even a shiver. #jackmeatsflix
Azrael (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Azrael (2024)
#SHOCKtober never ends in October and has stragglers such as this near-silent horror flick that offers up a unique demon sacrifice tale. #jackmeatsflix
Subservience (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Subservience (2024)
This #Shocktober scif-horror doesn't stray from the beaten path but still manages to be average due to its polished look and amusement of Megan Fox as a robot. #jackmeatsflix
The Crow (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Crow (2024)
I pointlessly waited for Devil's Night this #Shocktober to watch this remake and it has nothing to do with it nor did it do justice to the 1994 cult classic.
Halloween (2007) #jackmeatsflix
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Halloween (2007)
I wanted to get at least a "Halloween" flick reviewed on the #Shocktober day (here) and since I hadn't ever posted this review, that will do. #jackmeatsflix
Longlegs (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Longlegs (2024)
This is a damn good #Shocktober showcase for fans of psychological horror and Nicolas Cage’s unique brand of creepiness. #jackmeatsflix
The Crow (1994) #jackmeatsflix
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The Crow (1994)
I watch The Crow (1994) annually and is a #Shocktober staple for me. This is my Devil's Night opus. RIP Brandon. #jackmeatsflix
Carved (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Carved (2024)
This film may scratch the itch if you crave Halloween-themed content during #Shocktober involving a mutated killer pumpkin. #jackmeatsflix
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