Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Banished (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Banished (2025)
Atmospheric but painfully slow, The Banished wanders deep into the woods and never quite finds its way back out. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Scurry (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Scurry (2025)
Imagine 100 minutes of dirt, CGI dust, and bickering instead of #Shocktober creature action. That’s Scurry in a nutshell. #jackmeatsflix
The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025)
Chapter 2 delivers more mask-wearing mayhem and surprise farm animals for your average #Shocktober horror fun, again. To be continued. #jackmeatsflix
Stay (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Stay (2025)
#Huluween limps in for this movie. I did Stay and finish, but after that #Shocktober mess, it is more like endured. #jackmeatsflix
Beast of War (2025)
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Beast of War (2025)
What do you get when you mix WWII trauma with a camera-hungry shark? Apparently this movie. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014)
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Wyrmwood: Road Of The Dead (2014)
A wild Aussie mashup of Mad Max and Dawn of the Dead, fueled by zombie gore and twisted #Shocktober humor. #jackmeatsflix
Brute 1976 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Brute 1976 (2025)
A 1976 throwback #Shocktober slasher that promises Texas Chainsaw chaos but delivers censored carnage and disappointingly mild mayhem. #jackmeatsflix
Veronica (2017)
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Veronica (2017)
Based on real police reports, a big sister stuck babysitting is terrorized following a disastrous Ouija board summoning. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
The Man with the Black Umbrella (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Man with the Black Umbrella (2025)
We get a flawed but occasionally creepy found-footage flick that’s too dumb to be brilliant but too interesting to dismiss. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Jimmy and Stiggs (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Jimmy and Stiggs (2025)
Two drunk friends preparing for an alien war in their apartment shouldn’t work — but somehow, it gloriously does. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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