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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Border (2018) #jackmeatsflix 01 May 2026
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Border (2018)
If weird movies had airport customs, Border would breeze right through and still leave everyone confused and impressed. #jackmeatsflix
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Apex (2026) #jackmeatsflix 30 Apr 2026
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Apex (2026)
Beautiful to look at, stressful as hell, and a great reminder that the Aussie outdoors is exactly why I stay inside. #jackmeatsflix
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They Will Kill You (2026) #jackmeatsflix 29 Apr 2026
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They Will Kill You (2026)
A bloody, darkly hilarious flick that knows exactly how ridiculous it is and has a blast with every severed limb. #jackmeatsflix
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57 Seconds (2023) #jackmeatsflix 28 Apr 2026
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57 Seconds (2023)
Morgan Freeman does his absolute best to make this messy sci-fi thriller look smarter than it really is. #jackmeatsflix
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Hive (2026) #jackmeatsflix 27 Apr 2026
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Hive (2026)
Hive starts strong with terrifying chalk-demon kids, then slowly turns into a suburban horror movie defeated by what’s basically kitchen sugar. #jackmeatsflix
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Protector (2026) #jackmeatsflix 26 Apr 2026
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Protector (2026)
Milla Jovovich spends 72 hours proving that kidnapping the daughter of a trained war hero is an awful business decision. Who knew, LOL. #jackmeatsflix
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In Darkness (2018) 25 Apr 2026
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In Darkness (2018)
A stylish thriller that kept me hooked, then hit me with a twist so messy it nearly drove straight through the plot. #jackmeatsflix
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Cheech & Chong's Last Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix 24 Apr 2026
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Cheech & Chong’s Last Movie (2025)
It’s funny how these guys accidentally taught me not to do drugs while also becoming part of my childhood comedy hall of fame. #jackmeatsflix
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Bone Keeper (2026) #jackmeatsflix 23 Apr 2026
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Bone Keeper (2026)
Bone Keeper feels to me like a lost drive-in creature feature where every bad decision is basically a gift for us horror fans. #jackmeatsflix
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Ballistic (2026) #jackmeatsflix 22 Apr 2026
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Ballistic (2026)
The most ballistic thing in this movie isn’t the bullets, it’s a grieving mother’s spiral into blame and obsession. #jackmeatsflix
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