Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Boxer's Omen (1983)
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The Boxer’s Omen (1983)
Kickboxing meets voodoo in this cinematic buffet of black magic that defies logic, reason, and all health codes. #jackmeatsflix
Breathe (2024)
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Breathe (2024)
In a world where there is no breathable air, they still find a way to bore the crap out of you. Even with this cast. #jackmeatsflix
The Smashing Machine (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Smashing Machine (2025)
Dwayne Johnson transforms into MMA legend Mark Kerr in this emotional story about addiction and the brutal cost of glory. #jackmeatsflix
Black Phone 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Black Phone 2 (2025)
Four years later, The Grabber isn’t done. Black Phone 2 dials up the nightmare with grimy visuals and dream-driven terror. #jackmeatsflix
I Saw the TV Glow (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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I Saw The TV Glow (2024)
If you’re drawn in by the glowing promise of weirdness, just know this one flickers out long before the credits roll. #jackmeatsflix
Enemy (2014)
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Enemy (2014)
Enemy has a dark heart, deliberate pacing, and a web of interpretations, so watch if you plan on paying full attention. #jackmeatsflix
Mantis (2025)
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Mantis (2025)
Trained killers, childish drama. Mantis fires blanks emotionally, though the action’s fine in this forgettable entry in the Kill Boksoon universe. #jackmeatsflix
Sincerely Saul (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Sincerely Saul (2024)
A painfully awkward dark comedy where nothing goes right, and not in a fun way. For me, more sighs than laughs. #jackmeatsflix
Hallow Road (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Hallow Road (2025)
Two parents take the world’s calmest panic drive while their daughter’s stuck in a #Shocktober movie she didn’t mean to star in. #jackmeatsflix
Isleen Pines (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Isleen Pines (2024)
First #Shocktober straggler is a goofy Halloween bash gone intergalactic because nothing says “festive” like aliens interrupting your pumpkin beer run. #jackmeatsflix
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