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Mutilator 2 (2023)

Watching Mutilator 2 is like attending a horror convention after-party that accidentally turned into a slasher movie. #jackmeatsflix

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Big Foot Burgers (2026)

Big Foot Burgers feels like someone lost a bet and decided to make a movie around a joke that wasn't funny. #jackmeatsflix

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Deep Water (2026)

Renny Harlin delivers exactly what I expected. A survival-thriller that rarely lets up, even when physics occasionally takes a lunch break. #jackmeatsflix

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Saccharine (2026)

The monster looks like Jabba the Hutt's sleep paralysis demon, which became one of my favorite parts. #jackmeatsflix

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Time of Death (2025)

I enjoyed the investigation far more than the ending, which somehow found room for several extra tragedies nobody ordered. #jackmeatsflix

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Mārama (2026)

I went into Mārama completely blind and discovered that accepting mysterious letters to creepy mansions remains a terrible decision. #jackmeatsflix

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Don’t Look Now (1973)

2 years ago today, we lost Donald Sutherland. In typical form, he commands the screen in this chilling and thought-provoking film. #jackmeatsflix

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Affection (2026)

Brilliant concept about memory and identity, until you realize the movie isn’t entirely sure how its tech works either. #jackmeatsflix

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Josh Johnson: Symphony (2026)

Threw this on while doing PC maintenance and ended up laughing more than troubleshooting. That's a good sign. #jackmeatsflix

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Wake Up (2024)

Predictable? Absolutely. But sometimes watching idiots wander into disaster is all the entertainment you need. #jackmeatsflix

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Mutilator 2 (2023)

Big Foot Burgers (2026)

Deep Water (2026)

Saccharine (2026)

Time of Death (2025)

Mārama (2026)

Don’t Look Now (1973)

Affection (2026)

Josh Johnson: Symphony (2026)

Wake Up (2024)

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