Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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A Minecraft Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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A Minecraft Movie (2025)
This Minecraft flick is barely built to code but still got a chuckle out of me and should delight game fans. #jackmeatsflix
SNL50: The Anniversary Special #jackmeatsflix
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SNL50: The Anniversary Special (2025)
After watching Saturday Night I figured I would revisit this excellent special for the 50 year celebration and give it a review. #jackmeatsflix
Saturday Night (2024)
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Saturday Night (2024)
Director Jason Reitman successfully juggles this film about chaos birthing brilliance that turned sketch comedy into an American institution. #jackmeatsflix
ApoKalypse (2025)
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ApoKalypse (2025)
ApoKalypse is just like retail work if your coworkers are stoners, your customers are undead, and your shift ends in a blood-soaked food court. #jackmeatsflix
Bottoms (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Bottoms (2023)
Bottoms is a comedic love letter to high school, if you hated everyone there and decided to relive Fight Club in gym class. #jackmeatsflix
Death of a Unicorn (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
A good but not great creature-feature satire that is fun, inventive, and unexpectedly heartfelt, with just enough bite to make it stand out. #jackmeatsflix
Mickey 17 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Mickey 17 (2025)
This scifi flick is weird, smart, funny, and strangely heartfelt. Mickey 17 is another home run from Bong Joon-ho. #jackmeatsflix
Novocaine (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Novocaine (2025)
This "Blame a Woman" flick is a painful ride that blends absurdity with action in an entertaining and surprisingly effective way. #jackmeatsflix
Detention (2012) #jackmeatsflix
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Detention (2011)
If you're into fast-paced, genre-bending films that don’t take themselves too seriously, go in blind like I did and just enjoy the ride. #jackmeatsflix
Riff Raff (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Riff Raff (2025)
If you enjoy dark comedies with crime elements and an all-star cast, this flick is well worth a watch. #jackmeatsflix
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