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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Ugly Stepsister (2025) 12 Aug 2025
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The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
A darkly comic reimagining of Cinderella told from the ugly stepsister’s view, blending body horror and twisted fairy-tale charm. #jackmeatsflix
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The Pickup (2025) 09 Aug 2025
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The Pickup (2025)
A solid heist and fun performances make this 80s-flavored action comedy worth a watch, even if the story doesn’t break new ground. #jackmeatsflix
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 27 Jul 2025
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
Happy’s back, golf’s gone insane, and ballet school’s expensive, so he fights Shooter in a graveyard and returns to his Happy place. #jackmeatsflix
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Open (2025) #jackmeatsflix 01 Jul 2025
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Open (2025)
To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix
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Tromaville #jackmeatsflix 26 Jun 2025
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Blondes Have More Guns (1996)
Blondes Have More Guns isn’t high art it is a low-budget, high-gag-density spoof with a soft spot for silliness and sex jokes. #jackmeatsflix
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The Parenting (2025) #jackmeatsflix 13 Jun 2025
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The Parenting (2025)
Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix
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A Minecraft Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix 10 Jun 2025
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A Minecraft Movie (2025)
This Minecraft flick is barely built to code but still got a chuckle out of me and should delight game fans. #jackmeatsflix
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SNL50: The Anniversary Special #jackmeatsflix 02 Jun 2025
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SNL50: The Anniversary Special (2025)
After watching Saturday Night I figured I would revisit this excellent special for the 50 year celebration and give it a review. #jackmeatsflix
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Saturday Night (2024) 01 Jun 2025
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Saturday Night (2024)
Director Jason Reitman successfully juggles this film about chaos birthing brilliance that turned sketch comedy into an American institution. #jackmeatsflix
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ApoKalypse (2025) 28 May 2025
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ApoKalypse (2025)
ApoKalypse is just like retail work if your coworkers are stoners, your customers are undead, and your shift ends in a blood-soaked food court. #jackmeatsflix
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