Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Loading animation
USA Box Office #1 Hoppers 7 $46m #2 Scream 7 $17.3m! Full List-> Click Here
yes
Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020) #jackmeatsflix
jackmeat
Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020)
My quick rating – 4.0/10. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Napoleon Dynamite tried to remake Blade with a budget that couldn’t cover a decent pizza party, then
Hemet, Or The Landlady Don't Drink Tea (2024) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Hemet, Or The Landlady Don’t Drink Tea (2024)
This flick struggles to balance its humor and chaos but still generates a few laughs in a silly entertaining way. #jackmeatsflix
El Conde (2023) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
El Conde (2023)
If a visually striking flick involving a Chilean dictator as a centuries-old vampire yearning for death sounds fun, here you go. #jackmeatsflix
Asteroid City (2023) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Asteroid City (2023)
A Visually Stunning Quirk-Fest That Balances Art and Entertainment that is very typical Wes Anderson. #jackmeatsflix
Botched (2007) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Botched (2007)
I always enjoy a movie that has you convinced you know what is going on and then it takes a right turn into something else. #jackmeatsflix
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
I was apprehensive but this trip to the afterlife was well worth it with high-energy performances, inventive visuals, and clever callbacks to the original. #jackmeatsflix
Frankie Freako (2024) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Frankie Freako (2024)
This flick may lure you in with its quirky premise but don’t expect the fun it promises. Instead, you’ll get a poorly executed film that’s as forgettable as it is
Office Race (2023) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Office Race (2023)
We are safely in Newcastlel so I'll just give a rating from earlier this year on this Joel McHale comedy flick remotely. #jackmeatsflix
Dream Scenario (2023) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Dream Scenario (2023)
This is a unique, darkly funny take on the strange consequences of unasked-for fame, buoyed by a standout performance from Nicolas Cage. #jackmeatsflix
Caddy Hack (2023) #jackmeatsflix
rockhouse
Caddy Hack (2023)
I know what you are thinking and this #Shocktober #turkey won't even drag a giggle out of you in relation to the SUPERB flick it parodies. #jackmeatsflix
×

Missed a review? Planning your weekend viewing? Sign up now.