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Protanopia (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Protanopia (2024)
Protanopia doesn’t hold your hand. It blindfolds you, spins you around, and says, “Good luck figuring this out.” #jackmeatsflix
The Forbidden City (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Forbidden City (2025)
She came to find her sister and accidentally started a one-woman demolition job on the Roman underworld. #jackmeatsflix
Border (2018) #jackmeatsflix
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Border (2018)
If weird movies had airport customs, Border would breeze right through and still leave everyone confused and impressed. #jackmeatsflix
Ballistic (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Ballistic (2026)
The most ballistic thing in this movie isn’t the bullets, it’s a grieving mother’s spiral into blame and obsession. #jackmeatsflix
Only Feet (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Only Feet (2025)
A broke couple gets rich off toe pics, but the scary part is Jace thinking his online admirer isn’t a retired pervert named Joe. #jackmeatsflix
Forgotten Fortune (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Forgotten Fortune (2026)
You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix
The Secret Agent (2025)
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The Secret Agent (2025)
The Secret Agent looks fantastic and nails the 70s vibe, but the slow pacing and drawn-out conversations nearly put me into hibernation. #jackmeatsflix
Sentimental Value (2025)
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Sentimental Value (2025)
Sentimental Value proves sometimes the drama isn’t explosions, it’s uncomfortable family conversations that peel back years of baggage. #jackmeatsflix
T Blockers (2023)
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T Blockers (2023)
The story drags early, but once people start eating tar-like, slimy worms, you at least get some goofy indie horror energy. #jackmeatsflix
Hamnet (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Hamnet (2025)
This wonderfully acted movie is not exactly a feel-good pick, unless crying quietly in the dark is your thing. #jackmeatsflix
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