Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to.
I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
Afterburn delivers a predictable postapocalyptic treasure hunt saved only by its cast, brief brutal action and Slovakian wasteland vibes. #jackmeatsflix
Ice Cube leads a screenlife alien invasion flick with decent designs but suspiciously COVID-era production vibes feel like an algorithm creation. #jackmeatsflix
B-movie alien mayhem with Predator vibes and a fun weapon arsenal. I wasn't wowed but you may get some mildly entertaining sci-fi fluff. #jackmeatsflix
Fun dino action with stunning visuals, but the magic’s long extinct. JW Rebirth delivers expected thrills without recapturing that original awe. #jackmeatsflix
Possibly Cronenberg’s final film is a fittingly morbid yet thoughtful meditation on death, technology, and the strange ways we attempt to keep loss at bay. #jackmeatsflix