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Afterburn (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Afterburn (2025)
Afterburn delivers a predictable postapocalyptic treasure hunt saved only by its cast, brief brutal action and Slovakian wasteland vibes. #jackmeatsflix
The Life of Chuck (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Life of Chuck (2025)
A surreal, heartfelt tale told in reverse, The Life of Chuck celebrates the randomness that makes life worth living. #jackmeatsflix
Somnium (2025)
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Somnium (2025)
A slow, atmospheric debut with a unique premise and strong lead, but squandered potential and dialogue over thrills lost me. #jackmeatsflix
The A-Frame (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The A-Frame (2024)
The A-Frame mixes dark comedy with science fiction and flirts with horror, but feels more like an overstretched Black Mirror episode. #jackmeatsflix
Resident Alien (2021)
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Resident Alien (2021)
Resident Alien delivers quirky dark comedy with a bit of drama and Alan Tudyk’s hilarious performance. One of SyFy’s best shows. #jackmeatstv
War of the Worlds (2025)
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War of the Worlds (2025)
Ice Cube leads a screenlife alien invasion flick with decent designs but suspiciously COVID-era production vibes feel like an algorithm creation. #jackmeatsflix
Osiris (2025)
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Osiris (2025)
B-movie alien mayhem with Predator vibes and a fun weapon arsenal. I wasn't wowed but you may get some mildly entertaining sci-fi fluff. #jackmeatsflix
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
Fun dino action with stunning visuals, but the magic’s long extinct. JW Rebirth delivers expected thrills without recapturing that original awe. #jackmeatsflix
The Shrouds (2025)
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The Shrouds (2025)
Possibly Cronenberg’s final film is a fittingly morbid yet thoughtful meditation on death, technology, and the strange ways we attempt to keep loss at bay. #jackmeatsflix
Marshmallow (2025)
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Marshmallow (2025)
Smarter than it looks and more ambitious than you’d expect. Don’t go in expecting pure slasher carnage. Let it surprise you. #jackmeatsflix
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