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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Breathe (2024) 10 Nov 2025
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Breathe (2024)
In a world where there is no breathable air, they still find a way to bore the crap out of you. Even with this cast. #jackmeatsflix
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The Astronaut (2025) #jackmeatsflix 25 Oct 2025
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The Astronaut (2025)
Kate Mara shines in this decent space thriller, weighed down by poor decisions and a crash-landing finale. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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Jimmy and Stiggs (2025) #jackmeatsflix 14 Oct 2025
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Jimmy and Stiggs (2025)
Two drunk friends preparing for an alien war in their apartment shouldn’t work — but somehow, it gloriously does. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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Primitive War (2025) #jackmeatsflix 07 Oct 2025
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Primitive War (2025)
This #Shocktober, Primitive War is here to teach us that war is hell, but war with dinosaurs is bloody awesome. #jackmeatsflix
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Afterburn (2025) #jackmeatsflix 30 Sep 2025
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Afterburn (2025)
Afterburn delivers a predictable postapocalyptic treasure hunt saved only by its cast, brief brutal action and Slovakian wasteland vibes. #jackmeatsflix
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The Life of Chuck (2025) #jackmeatsflix 20 Sep 2025
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The Life of Chuck (2025)
A surreal, heartfelt tale told in reverse, The Life of Chuck celebrates the randomness that makes life worth living. #jackmeatsflix
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Somnium (2025) 17 Sep 2025
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Somnium (2025)
A slow, atmospheric debut with a unique premise and strong lead, but squandered potential and dialogue over thrills lost me. #jackmeatsflix
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The A-Frame (2024) #jackmeatsflix 26 Aug 2025
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The A-Frame (2024)
The A-Frame mixes dark comedy with science fiction and flirts with horror, but feels more like an overstretched Black Mirror episode. #jackmeatsflix
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Resident Alien (2021) 25 Aug 2025
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Resident Alien (2021)
Resident Alien delivers quirky dark comedy with a bit of drama and Alan Tudyk’s hilarious performance. One of SyFy’s best shows. #jackmeatstv
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War of the Worlds (2025) 02 Aug 2025
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War of the Worlds (2025)
Ice Cube leads a screenlife alien invasion flick with decent designs but suspiciously COVID-era production vibes feel like an algorithm creation. #jackmeatsflix
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