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Touch Me (2026) #jackmeatsflix 09 Apr 2026
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Touch Me (2026)
Here is a movie where everyone needs therapy, especially the alien who thinks TikTok dancing solves trauma. #jackmeatsflix
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Operation Taco Gary's (2026) #jackmeatsflix 02 Apr 2026
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Operation Taco Gary’s (2026)
This flick tries so hard to be funny, it probably pulled something, but mostly I laughed at myself for watching it sober. #jackmeatsflix
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026) #jackmeatsflix 17 Mar 2026
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026)
A rogue AI threatens humanity, so naturally, the future sends Sam Rockwell to recruit people in a diner to save the world. #jackmeatsflix
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War Machine (2026) #jackmeatsflix 08 Mar 2026
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War Machine (2026)
This year's War Machine drops soldiers into a fight with a giant alien machine. No deep thinking, just solid popcorn action. #jackmeatsflix
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Mercy (2026) 22 Feb 2026
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Mercy (2026)
It’s basically “prove you didn’t do it” to an AI judge who already kinda thinks you did. Log me in. #jackmeatsflix
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Redux Redux (2026) #jackmeatsflix 16 Feb 2026
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Redux Redux (2026)
A low-budget multiverse thriller that jumps straight into chaos, keeps things tight, and makes revenge feel dangerously addictive and fun. #jackmeatsflix
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OBEX (2026) #jackmeatsflix 13 Feb 2026
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OBEX (2026)
A glitchy, retro-style side-quest reminding you that too much screen time might cost real life, told by one determined dog owner. #jackmeatsflix
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 04 Feb 2026
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
A step down from the first, but M3GAN 2.0 remains a fun, ridiculous warning about AI we’re probably already too late to stop. #jackmeatsflix
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Greenland 2: Migration (2026) #jackmeatsflix 31 Jan 2026
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Greenland 2: Migration (2026)
I enjoyed the first one, but solid performances and grim visuals can’t save this sequel that forgets basic logic. #jackmeatsflix
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Predator: Badlands (2025) #jackmeatsflix 09 Jan 2026
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Predator: Badlands (2025)
Predator Badlands shifts the franchise to a lethal alien world where character growth and spectacle evolve alongside relentless alien danger. #jackmeatsflix
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