Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to.
I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
If you’re looking for an actual killer koala movie, just grab a stuffed animal & shake it in front of your face while talking to yourself. It’ll be far more
My tagline exists for movies like Crispy—I sat through this 76-minute disaster so you don’t have to. I better stop writing now before I just get mean. #jackmeatsflix
This movie couldn't be bothered with entertaining me so I won't be wasting my time rewriting my notes but you will get the jist of it when reading. #jackmeatsflix
I know what you are thinking and this #Shocktober #turkey won't even drag a giggle out of you in relation to the SUPERB flick it parodies. #jackmeatsflix
If you’re looking for a film that annoys you just for existing this #Shocktober, this might be it. Otherwise, skip this narcissistic trainwreck. #jackmeatsflix
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