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The body count takes forever to start, but the tallywhacker count wastes absolutely no time. #jackmeatsflix

I watched The Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell so you don't have to. Even the characters wanted to quit halfway through. #jackmeatsflix

The behind-the-scenes photos during the credits looked like they had way more fun making it than I had watching it. #jackmeatsflix

Big Foot Burgers feels like someone lost a bet and decided to make a movie around a joke that wasn't funny. #jackmeatsflix

I’ve sat through a lot of trash over the years, but this one had me checking the runtime like it owed me money. #jackmeatsflix

This movie made me nostalgic for losing quarters in the arcade, because at least Mortal Kombat earned my pain. #jackmeatsflix

You almost have to admire the naked cast's confidence, because everything else, especially the effects, is impressively terrible. #jackmeatsflix

My opinion? The poster deserves an apology for being associated with this audience-punishing filmmaking. #jackmeatsflix

Feels less like a movie and more like an excuse to grope actresses with Halloween props. 66 minutes felt eternal. #jackmeatsflix

Bikini Guillotine is a wannabe slasher so bloodless and confused its characters might’ve died from embarrassment offscreen. #jackmeatsflix

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