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To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix

This isn’t a film, it’s a 20-year-old prank that someone accidentally hit “Upload” on to see who would fall for it, ME. #jackmeatsflix

This isn’t a movie. It’s a punishment. A 91-minute hostage situation with attention whores screaming over each other like it’s an audition into Hell. #jackmeatsflix

If you are also a glutton for franchise punishment, this #turkey is about as bad as it gets. #jackmeatsflix

If you’ve got an insatiable curiosity for how bad a horror anthology can get, click that Amazon link. You've been warned. #jackmeatsflix

A certain Marsupial saved this from being the worst this year but if you want more cinematic absurdity, I give you Goldilocks. #jackmeatsflix

If you’re looking for an actual killer koala movie, just grab a stuffed animal & shake it in front of your face while talking to yourself. It’ll be far more

My tagline exists for movies like Crispy—I sat through this 76-minute disaster so you don’t have to. I better stop writing now before I just get mean. #jackmeatsflix

Do yourself a favor and steer clear of this supposed horror flick trying to honor Jimmy Buffet but more insulting the poor man. #jackmeatsflix

This movie couldn't be bothered with entertaining me so I won't be wasting my time rewriting my notes but you will get the jist of it when reading. #jackmeatsflix