Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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American Psychopath (2025)
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American Psychopath (2025)
With a title like this, you expect a blood-soaked slasher, but we get a tension-free, drama club sizzle reel. #jackmeatsflix
Leprechaun: The Beginning (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Leprechaun: The Beginning (2025)
Leprechaun: The Beginning isn’t the beginning of anything. It is so bad that even Lucky Charms filed a restraining order. #jackmeatsflix
Open (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Open (2025)
To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix
Serial Rabbit One (2025)
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Serial Rabbit One (2025)
This isn’t a film, it’s a 20-year-old prank that someone accidentally hit “Upload” on to see who would fall for it, ME. #jackmeatsflix
Livestream (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Livestream (2025)
This isn’t a movie. It’s a punishment. A 91-minute hostage situation with attention whores screaming over each other like it’s an audition into Hell. #jackmeatsflix
Amityville Clownhouse (2017) #jackmeatsflix
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Amityville Clownhouse (2017)
If you are also a glutton for franchise punishment, this #turkey is about as bad as it gets. #jackmeatsflix
American Terror Tales 3 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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American Terror Tales 3 (2024)
If you’ve got an insatiable curiosity for how bad a horror anthology can get, click that Amazon link. You've been warned. #jackmeatsflix
Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge (2024)
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Goldilocks And The Three Bears: Death & Porridge (2024)
A certain Marsupial saved this from being the worst this year but if you want more cinematic absurdity, I give you Goldilocks. #jackmeatsflix
Fierce Killer Marsupial (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Fierce Killer Marsupial (2024)
If you’re looking for an actual killer koala movie, just grab a stuffed animal & shake it in front of your face while talking to yourself. It’ll be far more
Crispy (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Crispy (2024)
My tagline exists for movies like Crispy—I sat through this 76-minute disaster so you don’t have to. I better stop writing now before I just get mean. #jackmeatsflix
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