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Caddy Hack (2023)

I know what you are thinking and this #Shocktober #turkey won't even drag a giggle out of you in relation to the SUPERB flick it parodies. #jackmeatsflix

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The Winter Witch (2023)

I hate to call this #turkey a #Shocktober flick when the only thing scary about the movie is the fact it was ever made. #jackmeatsflix

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Skal – Fight for Survival (2023)

If you’re looking for a film that annoys you just for existing this #Shocktober, this might be it. Otherwise, skip this narcissistic trainwreck. #jackmeatsflix

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Cocaine Werewolf (2024)

Unless this horrendous horror flick was using ACTUAL bags of cocaine instead of bags of flour, there is no way it costs 100K to make. #jackmeatsflix

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Squatter (2020)

I am not going to dignify this one by expanding on my initial comments and from what I recall, this score still might be generous for this slasher flick. #jackmeatsflix

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Space Sharks (2024)

Oh, this movie is bad to the point I needed to include photo evidence of its absurdity and if I hadn't laughed at it a couple of times it would

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Spaghetti (2023)

This flick was labeled horror but I was left unsure if it’s meant to be taken seriously or as a parody and it still failed on either side. #jackmeatsflix