Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Fantasy Football Ruined Our Lives (2025)

Fantasy Football Ruined Our Lives (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Fantasy Football Ruined Our Lives (2025)

A limp Italian rom-com disguised as a sports comedy, this misfired mystery is on my waiver wire of movies being predictable & pointless. #jackmeatsflix

The Naked Gun (2025) #jackmeatsflix

The Naked Gun (2025)

Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills… and apparently, slapstick is one of them. #jackmeatsflix

Resident Alien (2021)

Resident Alien (2021)

Resident Alien delivers quirky dark comedy with a bit of drama and Alan Tudyk’s hilarious performance. One of SyFy’s best shows. #jackmeatstv

Diamond Dogs (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Diamond Dogs (2025)

Diamond Dogs delivers old-school heist vibes with eccentric crooks, hit-or-miss humor, and just enough charm to mask its recycled tropes and convenient twists. #jackmeatsflix

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

A darkly comic reimagining of Cinderella told from the ugly stepsister’s view, blending body horror and twisted fairy-tale charm. #jackmeatsflix

The Pickup (2025)

The Pickup (2025)

A solid heist and fun performances make this 80s-flavored action comedy worth a watch, even if the story doesn’t break new ground. #jackmeatsflix

Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)

Happy’s back, golf’s gone insane, and ballet school’s expensive, so he fights Shooter in a graveyard and returns to his Happy place. #jackmeatsflix

Open (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Open (2025)

To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix

Tromaville #jackmeatsflix

Blondes Have More Guns (1996)

Blondes Have More Guns isn’t high art it is a low-budget, high-gag-density spoof with a soft spot for silliness and sex jokes. #jackmeatsflix

The Parenting (2025) #jackmeatsflix

The Parenting (2025)

Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix

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