Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Mother Father Sister Brother Frank (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Mother Father Sister Brother Frank (2024)
I clicked on this amusing, well-acted film not knowing what to expect and I appreciated the dark humor aside from some irritating style choices. #jackmeatsflix
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
IMO, it is the best in the series so far, delivering high-speed action, sharp humor, and a story with real emotional stakes. #jackmeatsflix
Inside Out 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Inside Out 2 (2024)
I tuned my site to load faster for this Oscar nominated flick that balances fun with emotional depth, making it a great watch for all ages. #jackmeatsflix
Nightbitch (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Nightbitch (2024)
A beautifully acted yet overly abstract film that falls short of horror the label but succeeds as a metaphorical deep dive into the complexities of motherhood. #jackmeatsflix
Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020) #jackmeatsflix
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Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020)
My quick rating – 4.0/10. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Napoleon Dynamite tried to remake Blade with a budget that couldn’t cover a decent pizza party, then
Hemet, Or The Landlady Don't Drink Tea (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Hemet, Or The Landlady Don’t Drink Tea (2024)
This flick struggles to balance its humor and chaos but still generates a few laughs in a silly entertaining way. #jackmeatsflix
El Conde (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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El Conde (2023)
If a visually striking flick involving a Chilean dictator as a centuries-old vampire yearning for death sounds fun, here you go. #jackmeatsflix
Asteroid City (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Asteroid City (2023)
A Visually Stunning Quirk-Fest That Balances Art and Entertainment that is very typical Wes Anderson. #jackmeatsflix
Botched (2007) #jackmeatsflix
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Botched (2007)
I always enjoy a movie that has you convinced you know what is going on and then it takes a right turn into something else. #jackmeatsflix
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
I was apprehensive but this trip to the afterlife was well worth it with high-energy performances, inventive visuals, and clever callbacks to the original. #jackmeatsflix
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