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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Resident Alien (2021) 25 Aug 2025
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Resident Alien (2021)
Resident Alien delivers quirky dark comedy with a bit of drama and Alan Tudyk’s hilarious performance. One of SyFy’s best shows. #jackmeatstv
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Diamond Dogs (2025) #jackmeatsflix 16 Aug 2025
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Diamond Dogs (2025)
Diamond Dogs delivers old-school heist vibes with eccentric crooks, hit-or-miss humor, and just enough charm to mask its recycled tropes and convenient twists. #jackmeatsflix
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The Ugly Stepsister (2025) 12 Aug 2025
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The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
A darkly comic reimagining of Cinderella told from the ugly stepsister’s view, blending body horror and twisted fairy-tale charm. #jackmeatsflix
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The Pickup (2025) 09 Aug 2025
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The Pickup (2025)
A solid heist and fun performances make this 80s-flavored action comedy worth a watch, even if the story doesn’t break new ground. #jackmeatsflix
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 27 Jul 2025
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
Happy’s back, golf’s gone insane, and ballet school’s expensive, so he fights Shooter in a graveyard and returns to his Happy place. #jackmeatsflix
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Open (2025) #jackmeatsflix 01 Jul 2025
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Open (2025)
To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix
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Tromaville #jackmeatsflix 26 Jun 2025
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Blondes Have More Guns (1996)
Blondes Have More Guns isn’t high art it is a low-budget, high-gag-density spoof with a soft spot for silliness and sex jokes. #jackmeatsflix
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The Parenting (2025) #jackmeatsflix 13 Jun 2025
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The Parenting (2025)
Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix
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A Minecraft Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix 10 Jun 2025
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A Minecraft Movie (2025)
This Minecraft flick is barely built to code but still got a chuckle out of me and should delight game fans. #jackmeatsflix
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SNL50: The Anniversary Special #jackmeatsflix 02 Jun 2025
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SNL50: The Anniversary Special (2025)
After watching Saturday Night I figured I would revisit this excellent special for the 50 year celebration and give it a review. #jackmeatsflix
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