Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Cocaine Werewolf (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Cocaine Werewolf (2024)
Unless this horrendous horror flick was using ACTUAL bags of cocaine instead of bags of flour, there is no way it costs 100K to make. #jackmeatsflix
Squatter (2020) #jackmeatsflix
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Squatter (2020)
I am not going to dignify this one by expanding on my initial comments and from what I recall, this score still might be generous for this slasher flick. #jackmeatsflix
Space Sharks (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Space Sharks (2024)
Oh, this movie is bad to the point I needed to include photo evidence of its absurdity and if I hadn't laughed at it a couple of times it would
Spaghetti (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Spaghetti (2023)
This flick was labeled horror but I was left unsure if it’s meant to be taken seriously or as a parody and it still failed on either side. #jackmeatsflix
Christmas Zombies (2020) #jackmeatsflix
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Christmas Zombies (2020)
If you ever thought you could make a movie, trust me, you can do better than this #turkey. #jackmeatsflix
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