amityville | Jackmeats Flix

A classic that's worth revisiting for its atmosphere, performances and place in horror history, just don't expect outright terror. #jackmeatsflix

If your horror movie's best actor is the toilet, you may want to rethink a few casting decisions. #jackmeatsflix

Cinema Epoch and Amityville together should've been my warning, but I pressed play anyway because apparently I enjoy suffering. #jackmeatsflix

Amityville Karen somehow stretches one joke into 103 painful minutes. I laughed more at it than with it. #jackmeatsflix

Watching someone shoot a tornado with a handgun tells you everything you need to know about this ridiculous movie. #jackmeatsflix

If you enjoy gloriously bad movies, Amityville Rex delivers enough accidental comedy to make the 69 minutes surprisingly painless. #jackmeatsflix

This movie trapped me in its own Backrooms, where every scene led back to the exact same boring scene. #jackmeatsflix

A cute premise meets brutal execution, resulting in 47 minutes of confused secondhand embarrassment (mine or Steve's, you pick) #jackmeatsflix

This porno disguised as horror movie made me laugh, sometimes on purpose, even though it's a barely coherent amateur adult flick. #jackmeatsflix

If you are also a glutton for franchise punishment, this #turkey is about as bad as it gets. #jackmeatsflix

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