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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Craving (2023) 09 Sep 2023
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Craving (2023)
I wanted to like this one but 2/3 of it is boredom and the rest is unexplained monster mayhem. #jackmeatsflix
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Insidious: The Red Door (2023) #jackmeatsflix 05 Sep 2023
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Insidious: The Red Door (2023)
The final Insisious entry offers a few scares and a fresh twist on the franchise's mythos but falls a bit short. #jackmeatsflix
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The Flash (2023) 27 Aug 2023
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The Flash (2023)
Potential disaster salvaged by a returning Batman and some potent action sequences. #jackmeatsflix
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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) 21 Aug 2023
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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Strap in and get ready for a wild ride. Almost forgot to move this review here, Oops. Fans of the previous flix rejoice. CAN YOU DIG IT! #jackmeatsflix
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American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock (2015) #jackmeatsflix 12 Aug 2023
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American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock (2015)
Everyday underground torture flick that leads to a shocking assault on your senses for an ending. Read before attempting to view. #jackmeatsflix
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American Mary (2013) #jackmeatsflix 28 Jul 2023
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American Mary (2012)
Retread of an excellent revenge flick taking place in the dark underworld of body modification. #jackmeatsflix
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Evil Dead Rise (2023) #jackmeatsflix 14 Jul 2023
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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
A very welcome addition to my favorite horror franchise and will easily make top ten lists for 2023. #jackmeatsflix
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Grotesque (2022) #jackmeatsflix 08 Feb 2023
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Grotesque (2022)
An absurd comedy that is aimed at a very specific audience so only check in if you enjoy silly b-budget flix. #jackmeatsflix
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M3GAN (2022) 25 Jan 2023
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M3GAN (2022)
A lot of what I was expecting minus the body count and blood but still an entertaining killer doll flick. #jackmeatsflix
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Satan's Slaves 2: Communion (2022) 14 Jan 2023
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Satan’s Slaves 2: Communion (2022)
Part 2 in an exceptional haunted house series. I double-featured it and suggest you do the same. #jackmeatsflix
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