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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Obsession (2026) 03 Jul 2026
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Obsession (2026)
Inde Navarrette doesn't steal this movie. She kidnaps it, duct tapes it in the trunk, and somehow makes your EX a little less clingy. #jackmeatsflix
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The Flesh People (2026) #jackmeatsflix 02 Jul 2026
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The Flesh People (2026)
Nothing says friendship like splitting rent, removing kidneys on the kitchen floor, and serving neighbors suspicious mystery meat afterward. #jackmeatsflix
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Tuner (2026) #jackmeatsflix 01 Jul 2026
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Tuner (2026)
Turns out hyper-sensitive hearing is either a terrible medical condition or an incredible resume booster for professional thieves. #jackmeatsflix
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Sanctus House (2026) #jackmeatsflix 30 Jun 2026
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Sanctus House (2026)
The behind-the-scenes photos during the credits looked like they had way more fun making it than I had watching it. #jackmeatsflix
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The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) 29 Jun 2026
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The Last Voyage Of The Demeter (2023)
One chapter of Bram Stoker's classic turns into 2 hours of watching Dracula eat a ship full of sailors. #jackmeatsflix
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Hold the Fort (2025) #jackmeatsflix 28 Jun 2026
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Hold the Fort (2025)
The funniest part might be everyone calmly explaining the annual demon invasion like it's garbage collection day. #jackmeatsflix
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Seven Snipers (2026) #jackmeatsflix 27 Jun 2026
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Seven Snipers (2026)
Tim Roth and Radha Mitchell deserved a better script, or is the best defense against one sniper inviting a whole bunch of other snipers? #jackmeatsflix
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Mutilator 2 (2023) #jackmeatsflix 26 Jun 2026
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Mutilator 2 (2023)
Watching Mutilator 2 is like attending a horror convention after-party that accidentally turned into a slasher movie. #jackmeatsflix
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Big Foot Burgers (2026) 25 Jun 2026
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Big Foot Burgers (2026)
Big Foot Burgers feels like someone lost a bet and decided to make a movie around a joke that wasn't funny. #jackmeatsflix
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Deep Water (2026) 24 Jun 2026
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Deep Water (2026)
Renny Harlin delivers exactly what I expected. A survival-thriller that rarely lets up, even when physics occasionally takes a lunch break. #jackmeatsflix
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