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The End of Oak Street (2026) #jackmeatsflix 19 Sep 2026
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The End of Oak Street (2026)
The End of Oak Street feels like The Twilight Zone got turned into an '80s adventure movie, and then somebody yelled, more dinosaurs. #jackmeatsflix
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The Last Assassins (2026) 07 Sep 2026
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The Last Assassins (2026)
I love a snowy apocalypse, but this spends so much time in the fog I wondered if the budget was hiding in there. #jackmeatsflix
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The Death of Robin Hood (2026) 12 Aug 2026
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The Death of Robin Hood (2026)
Hugh Jackman makes a convincing Robin Hood, although this version spends considerably less time stealing from the rich and more time regretting it. #jackmeatsflix
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Supergirl (2026) #jackmeatsflix 08 Aug 2026
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Supergirl (2026)
Supergirl takes Kara into space for a Guardians-style adventure, but apparently finding enough Lobo for the movie was too difficult. #jackmeatsflix
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Masters of the Universe (2026) #jackmeatsflix 03 Aug 2026
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Masters of the Universe (2026)
Masters of the Universe delivers the action, but at 146 minutes even Skeletor wanted someone to wrap it up. #jackmeatsflix
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Project Hail Mary (2026) #jackmeatsflix 18 May 2026
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Project Hail Mary (2026)
The fact that an alien rock-spider became one of my favorite movie characters this year was not on my bingo card. #jackmeatsflix
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) #jackmeatsflix 09 May 2026
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
The story is simple, but the movie moves fast enough that I barely noticed as another colorful disaster happened onscreen. #jackmeatsflix
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) #jackmeatsflix 19 Apr 2026
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Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse (2023)
A visual masterpiece with enough Easter eggs to make comic fans pause every frame like they’re studying game tape. #jackmeatsflix
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) #jackmeatsflix 31 Mar 2026
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
With a trip to the Mario Galaxy coming April 1st, I thought a revisit with this fun family-friendly flick was due. #jackmeatsflix
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026) #jackmeatsflix 17 Mar 2026
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026)
A rogue AI threatens humanity, so naturally, the future sends Sam Rockwell to recruit people in a diner to save the world. #jackmeatsflix
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