fantasy | Jackmeats Flix

Masters of the Universe delivers the action, but at 146 minutes even Skeletor wanted someone to wrap it up. #jackmeatsflix

If you're after non-stop Kraken action, lower your expectations. If you like old-school creature features, you'll probably have fun. #jackmeatsflix

It's Star Wars with a Marvel vibe. Plenty of laughs, action and aliens, but don't expect that classic galaxy-far-far-away magic. #jackmeatsflix

One chapter of Bram Stoker's classic turns into 2 hours of watching Dracula eat a ship full of sailors. #jackmeatsflix

Mortal Kombat II embraces everything that makes the games fun, including the part where people's spines and heads become optional. #jackmeatsflix

I came for creepy folk horror, and this love letter to Fulci did not disappoint. #jackmeatsflix

A glitchy, retro-style side-quest reminding you that too much screen time might cost real life, told by one determined dog owner. #jackmeatsflix

The monster under the bed is real, it’s adorable, and somehow the assassins are the least scary thing in this charming flick. #jackmeatsflix

Jack Black steals the show as Satan in a festive misfire that teases dark comedy but settles for safe holiday laughs. #jackmeatsflix

The team returns, the troll returns, and the pacing…wanders off for a bit. At least the VFX never bails. #jackmeatsflix

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