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The Last Voyage Of The Demeter (2023)

One chapter of Bram Stoker's classic turns into 2 hours of watching Dracula eat a ship full of sailors. #jackmeatsflix

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

Mortal Kombat II embraces everything that makes the games fun, including the part where people's spines and heads become optional. #jackmeatsflix

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The Forbidden Lands (2025)

I came for creepy folk horror, and this love letter to Fulci did not disappoint. #jackmeatsflix

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OBEX (2026)

A glitchy, retro-style side-quest reminding you that too much screen time might cost real life, told by one determined dog owner. #jackmeatsflix

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Dust Bunny (2025)

The monster under the bed is real, it’s adorable, and somehow the assassins are the least scary thing in this charming flick. #jackmeatsflix

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Dear Santa (2024)

Jack Black steals the show as Satan in a festive misfire that teases dark comedy but settles for safe holiday laughs. #jackmeatsflix

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Troll 2 (2025)

The team returns, the troll returns, and the pacing…wanders off for a bit. At least the VFX never bails. #jackmeatsflix

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The Boxer’s Omen (1983)

Kickboxing meets voodoo in this cinematic buffet of black magic that defies logic, reason, and all health codes. #jackmeatsflix

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Legion (2010)

When God loses faith in humanity, angels attack a desert diner in this flawed yet entertaining mashup of action, horror, and apocalypse. #jackmeatsflix

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A Minecraft Movie (2025)

This Minecraft flick is barely built to code but still got a chuckle out of me and should delight game fans. #jackmeatsflix

Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

The Last Voyage Of The Demeter (2023)

The Last Voyage Of The Demeter (2023)

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

The Forbidden Lands (2025)

OBEX (2026)

Dust Bunny (2025)

Dear Santa (2024)

Troll 2 (2025)

The Boxer’s Omen (1983)

Legion (2010)

A Minecraft Movie (2025)

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