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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Mercy (2026)
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Mercy (2026)
It’s basically “prove you didn’t do it” to an AI judge who already kinda thinks you did. Log me in. #jackmeatsflix
The Haunted Forest (2025)
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The Haunted Forest (2025)
For something called The Haunted Forest, the coming-of-age angle completely overshadows whatever horror this wanted to be. #jackmeatsflix
Dinner to Die For (2025)
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Dinner to Die For (2025)
Shamilla Miller holds it together with a memorable ending, even if the road getting there was undercooked. #jackmeatsflix
Slayer: The Repentless Killogy (2019)
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Slayer: The Repentless Killogy (2019)
Pressed play expecting a concert, got a stabbing spree and Danny Trejo first. Honestly, still counts as a warm-up act. #jackmeatsflix
Primate (2026)
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Primate (2026)
Turns out “family pet chimp” plus “unsupervised teen party” equals total chaos, gore, and way more fun than expected. #jackmeatsflix
Haunters of the Silence (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Haunters of the Silence (2025)
A grief-soaked experimental nightmare that’s visually creative and sincere, but sometimes wanders so far it forgets why it left. #jackmeatsflix
Redux Redux (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Redux Redux (2026)
A low-budget multiverse thriller that jumps straight into chaos, keeps things tight, and makes revenge feel dangerously addictive and fun. #jackmeatsflix
Twisted (2026)
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Twisted (2026)
Two scammy apartment flippers meet DIY surgery nightmare. Great cast trapped inside a script that clearly skipped its final inspection. #jackmeatsflix
Night Patrol (2026)
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Night Patrol (2026)
Justin Long chews scenery as a shady cop in a brutal, weird genre mashup that almost sticks the landing. Almost. #jackmeatsflix
OBEX (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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OBEX (2026)
A glitchy, retro-style side-quest reminding you that too much screen time might cost real life, told by one determined dog owner. #jackmeatsflix
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