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Starts with a creepy lullaby and somehow ends with me being more sleepy than scared. #jackmeatsflix

A visual masterpiece with enough Easter eggs to make comic fans pause every frame like they’re studying game tape. #jackmeatsflix

The kills were fun, but the story had less depth than a fortune cookie and about the same level of explanation. #jackmeatsflix

Imagine Stranger Things crashed into a satanic B-movie and forgot how to end itself. That's my take on this mess. #jackmeatsflix

More “what did I just watch?” than “I’m terrified,” but the creativity alone makes it weirdly worth pressing play. #jackmeatsflix

It’s like a crime movie collided with a time machine and nobody bothered to read the instructions first. #jackmeatsflix

Paper-thin plot, but hey, at least she beats people up convincingly enough to distract you from thinking too hard. #jackmeatsflix

Decent-looking creature, but the movie cuts away so often you’ll start wondering if the Yeti is camera-shy. #jackmeatsflix

Murdercise is EXACTLY what you would expect so knowing that, you may get a few laughs out of it #jackmeatsflix

There’s a great horror movie hiding in here somewhere but keeps pulling over for snacks instead of actually finding it. #jackmeatsflix

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