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The Plague (2025)

A solid, uncomfortable coming-of-age drama about bullying. Just don’t expect full horror, expect emotional chlorine burn instead. #jackmeatsflix

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We Bury the Dead (2026)

Not really a horror film, more a quiet zombie-adjacent road trip driven by grief and crunchy jaw noises. #jackmeatsflix

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Train Dreams (2025)

Strong performances and gorgeous scenery carry this one, though the romance felt rushed and just not Best Picture-level impact in the end. #jackmeatsflix

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The Rip (2026)

The Rip is a gritty Miami cop thriller carried by Damon and Affleck, with solid twists for your Netflix and chill night. #jackmeatsflix

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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

A step down from the first, but M3GAN 2.0 remains a fun, ridiculous warning about AI we’re probably already too late to stop. #jackmeatsflix

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Anaconda (2025)

It’s a silly, self-aware Anaconda reboot that isn’t as funny as it should be, but the cast makes it an enjoyable watch. #jackmeatsflix

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The Wrecking Crew (2026)

I didn’t need to think at all, and between the violent action and the humor, I had a really good time. #jackmeatsflix

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Hands (2026)

Say no to drugs, say yes to slo-mo punches. Feels like an ’80s fight flick that forgot the talent. #jackmeatsflix

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Greenland 2: Migration (2026)

I enjoyed the first one, but solid performances and grim visuals can’t save this sequel that forgets basic logic. #jackmeatsflix

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Jungle (2017)

A gripping survival film that becomes even more powerful once you realize how much the true story was toned down #jackmeatsflix

Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

The Plague (2025)

The Plague (2025)

We Bury the Dead (2026)

Train Dreams (2025)

The Rip (2026)

M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

Anaconda (2025)

The Wrecking Crew (2026)

Hands (2026)

Greenland 2: Migration (2026)

Jungle (2017)

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