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Portal in the Pines (2025)

Imagine Stranger Things crashed into a satanic B-movie and forgot how to end itself. That's my take on this mess. #jackmeatsflix

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The Fuzzies (2025)

More “what did I just watch?” than “I’m terrified,” but the creativity alone makes it weirdly worth pressing play. #jackmeatsflix

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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)

It’s like a crime movie collided with a time machine and nobody bothered to read the instructions first. #jackmeatsflix

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Infiltrate (2026)

Paper-thin plot, but hey, at least she beats people up convincingly enough to distract you from thinking too hard. #jackmeatsflix

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The Yeti (2026)

Decent-looking creature, but the movie cuts away so often you’ll start wondering if the Yeti is camera-shy. #jackmeatsflix

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Murdercise (2023)

Murdercise is EXACTLY what you would expect so knowing that, you may get a few laughs out of it #jackmeatsflix

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Psycho Killer (2026)

There’s a great horror movie hiding in here somewhere but keeps pulling over for snacks instead of actually finding it. #jackmeatsflix

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Grotesque 2 (2024)

Grotesque 2 proves you can kill people on screen for $12 and still have a good time if Mildred is in charge of the fun. #jackmeatsflix

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Touch Me (2026)

Here is a movie where everyone needs therapy, especially the alien who thinks TikTok dancing solves trauma. #jackmeatsflix

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The Bride! (2026)

The Bride! proves even Frankenstein just wants someone to talk to, preferably someone who won’t run when he accidentally snaps a person in half. #jackmeatsflix

Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Portal in the Pines (2025)

Portal in the Pines (2025)

The Fuzzies (2025)

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)

Infiltrate (2026)

The Yeti (2026)

Murdercise (2023)

Psycho Killer (2026)

Grotesque 2 (2024)

Touch Me (2026)

The Bride! (2026)

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