Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Forgotten Fortune (2026)

Forgotten Fortune (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Forgotten Fortune (2026)

You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix

The Secret Agent (2025)

The Secret Agent (2025)

The Secret Agent looks fantastic and nails the 70s vibe, but the slow pacing and drawn-out conversations nearly put me into hibernation. #jackmeatsflix

Sentimental Value (2025)

Sentimental Value (2025)

Sentimental Value proves sometimes the drama isn’t explosions, it’s uncomfortable family conversations that peel back years of baggage. #jackmeatsflix

T Blockers (2023)

T Blockers (2023)

The story drags early, but once people start eating tar-like, slimy worms, you at least get some goofy indie horror energy. #jackmeatsflix

Hamnet (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Hamnet (2025)

This wonderfully acted movie is not exactly a feel-good pick, unless crying quietly in the dark is your thing. #jackmeatsflix

Marty Supreme (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Marty Supreme (2025)

A beautifully made movie about a ping pong genius who’s such an ass I spent the whole time hoping he'd lose. #jackmeatsflix

The Haunted Forest (2025)

The Haunted Forest (2025)

For something called The Haunted Forest, the coming-of-age angle completely overshadows whatever horror this wanted to be. #jackmeatsflix

Grizzly Night (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Grizzly Night (2026)

Not a crazy killer-bear splatterfest, more a realistic survival drama where the wilderness wins and common sense shows up late. #jackmeatsflix

The Plague (2025)

The Plague (2025)

A solid, uncomfortable coming-of-age drama about bullying. Just don’t expect full horror, expect emotional chlorine burn instead. #jackmeatsflix

We Bury the Dead (2026) #jackmeatsflix

We Bury the Dead (2026)

Not really a horror film, more a quiet zombie-adjacent road trip driven by grief and crunchy jaw noises. #jackmeatsflix

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