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Turns out hyper-sensitive hearing is either a terrible medical condition or an incredible resume booster for professional thieves. #jackmeatsflix

The monster looks like Jabba the Hutt's sleep paralysis demon, which became one of my favorite parts. #jackmeatsflix

I went into Mārama completely blind and discovered that accepting mysterious letters to creepy mansions remains a terrible decision. #jackmeatsflix

Bight spends so much time talking about art and sex that I almost forgot it was supposed to be a thriller. #jackmeatsflix

The fact that an alien rock-spider became one of my favorite movie characters this year was not on my bingo card. #jackmeatsflix

Protanopia doesn’t hold your hand. It blindfolds you, spins you around, and says, “Good luck figuring this out.” #jackmeatsflix

She came to find her sister and accidentally started a one-woman demolition job on the Roman underworld. #jackmeatsflix

If weird movies had airport customs, Border would breeze right through and still leave everyone confused and impressed. #jackmeatsflix

The most ballistic thing in this movie isn’t the bullets, it’s a grieving mother’s spiral into blame and obsession. #jackmeatsflix

A broke couple gets rich off toe pics, but the scary part is Jace thinking his online admirer isn’t a retired pervert named Joe. #jackmeatsflix

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