Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Red One (2024) #jackmeatsflix 23 Dec 2024
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Red One (2024)
I was hesitant but this Xmas flick delivers a solid cast, a clever take on Christmas mythology, and an action-packed story. #jackmeatsflix
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Toxic Tutu (2017) #jackmeatsflix 22 Dec 2024
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Toxic Tutu (2017)
Very much a guilty pleasure for any Troma fans out there which I am proud to say includes me. #jackmeatsflix
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Cold Wind Blowing (2022) #jackmeatsflix 22 Dec 2024
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Cold Wind Blowing (2022)
Something blows this Christmas and it is this poor excuse for a horror flick set in, you guessed it, a cabin in the woods. #jackmeatsflix
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He Knows (2022) #jackmeatsflix 20 Dec 2024
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He Knows (2022)
Cleaning up this Xmas horror playlist and I was treated to another slasher that has no memorable kills, subpar acting, and a lackluster story. Enjoy LOL. #jackmeatsflix
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Carnage For Christmas (2024) #jackmeatsflix 19 Dec 2024
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Carnage For Christmas (2024)
Worth a watch if you’re a fan of indie slashers that take place during Christmas but temper your expectations. #jackmeatsflix
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Botched (2007) #jackmeatsflix 18 Dec 2024
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Botched (2007)
I always enjoy a movie that has you convinced you know what is going on and then it takes a right turn into something else. #jackmeatsflix
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Street Trash (2024) #jackmeatsflix 17 Dec 2024
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Street Trash (2024)
Fans of the 1987 cult classic beware, while this remake does bring us an oozing splatterfest, it misses the FUN aspect. #jackmeatsflix
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The Penguin: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix 17 Dec 2024
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The Penguin: Season 1 (2024)
I have been neglecting #jackmeatstv so here is a dark, captivating, and expertly acted series that fans of The Batman won’t want to miss.
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Toys of Terror (2020) #jackmeatsflix 16 Dec 2024
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Toys of Terror (2020)
With this lump of coal, you get bad acting, a threadbare story, and hit-or-miss effects that won't even satisfy as a guilty pleasure. #jackmeatsflix
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The Luring (2018) #jackmeatsflix 16 Dec 2024
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The Luring (2018)
I am catching up on "pending" reviews for the transition OFF WIX, so you may get a few extra reviews including this bland horror flick. #jackmeatsflix
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