Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Thrash (2026)
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Thrash (2026)
Thrash basically asks, “What if surviving a Category 5 hurricane wasn’t stressful enough?” Enter the sharks. #jackmeatsflix
Normal (2026)
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Normal (2026)
Bob Odenkirk wanders into a quiet little town called Normal and immediately discovers absolutely nothing is normal there. #jackmeatsflix
Dark Floors (2008) #jackmeatsflix
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Dark Floors (2008)
I had to check out this Finnish horror flick from the band Lordi, winners of Eurovision in 2006. #jackmeatsflix
Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026)
The Mummy felt like Evil Dead, and The Exorcist had a cursed little horror baby wrapped in bandages. #jackmeatsflix
Buffet Infinity (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Buffet Infinity (2026)
Buffet Infinity feels like someone found a cursed VHS tape of late-night commercials and somehow made it strangely hilarious. #jackmeatsflix
Badland Hunters (2024)
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Badland Hunters (2024)
If you are seeking a mindless, action-packed diversion with a dash of gore, this Korean flick is worth a watch. #jackmeatsflix
Crime 101 (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Crime 101 (2026)
A cool-looking heist flick that sometimes takes the scenic route, but still lands the plane with Hollywood confidence. #jackmeatsflix
Lure (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Lure (2026)
If you’ve ever wanted Saw-lite with less everything and more accidental comedy, this 2026 movie, Lure, has you covered. #jackmeatsflix
The Housemaid (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Housemaid (2025)
Millie gets a dream job & ignores every red flag in sight while Amanda Seyfried is disturbing in the best way. #jackmeatsflix
Project Hail Mary (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Project Hail Mary (2026)
The fact that an alien rock-spider became one of my favorite movie characters this year was not on my bingo card. #jackmeatsflix
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