Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Crow (1994) #jackmeatsflix
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The Crow (1994)
I watch The Crow (1994) annually and is a #Shocktober staple for me. This is my Devil's Night opus. RIP Brandon. #jackmeatsflix
Alien: Romulus (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Alien: Romulus (2024)
The latest #Shocktober entry in the Alien franchise is technically impressive in every way, from its beautiful cinematography to its tight pacing. #jackmeatsflix
Bag Boy Lover Boy (2014) #jackmeatsflix
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Bag Boy Lover Boy (2014)
This is a strange, slow-burn of a movie that flirts with shock value but doesn’t quite hit the mark. #jackmeatsflix
Pemukiman Setan (The Devil's Lair) (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Pemukiman Setan (The Devil’s Lair) (2023)
This Indonesian horror flick is worth a watch if you're into gory supernatural horror that has a certain Evil Dead type feel to it. #jackmeatsflix
Twisters (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Twisters (2024)
I am glad they pulled off a worthy sequel to the original flick and brought the extreme weather back to screens for another round of fun. #jackmeatsflix
Blood and Snow (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Blood And Snow (2023)
It isn't the worst "Thing" ripoff out there, but it doesn't bring anything new to the table and doesn't give enough entertainment to leave an impression. #jackmeatsflix
Marlon Wayans Good Grief (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Marlon Wayans: Good Grief (2024)
If you are a fan of the Wayans, this one tackles comedy during grief and always makes for some amusing background while you multitask. #jackmeatstv
The Area 51 Incident (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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The Area 51 Incident (2022)
Strangely enjoyable b-budget sci-fi horror flick with inconsistent CGI, a lack of on-screen gore, and characters who make bafflingly poor decisions. #jackmeatsflix
Bring Her To Me (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Bring Her To Me (2023)
I did my best to find some good in this flick but there isn't much unless you really need to see Bec Doyle's boobs, I would pass on this one.
MaXXXine (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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MaXXXine (2024)
This might be the weakest flick in Ti West's trilogy but that doesn't mean it isn't a well-made thriller with Mia Goth again captivating us as Maxine. #jackmeatsflix
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